[pussy2]

hi i remade i used to be evilpussy2 <3

[foulserpent]

i just took my beautiful daughter Clairitin out to dinner and the contemptuous SJW’s at the taco bell have slipped testosterone in with her Crunchwrap Supreme

[foulserpent]

[owochimuwu]

Ignore the homunculus in the corner. So did your father love you

[bannysmiles-deactivated20210923]

Can we please normalize killing 🥺 and maiming 😭😭😭 it's my coping mechanism and it really hurts to see people hating on it.. 💔💔💔

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[kittenchomp]

ohh capybara its a dog made of coconut

[not4u2knowbut4u2weepandwonder]

feeling evil. had a caramel macchiato and now i can cast paladin spells. #girl

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

sorry for trying to kill and murder you its just that my laundry wasnt dry even though i put it in for a full cycle and it sent me into an apoplectic haze :/ you know how it is

[apoliteia-deactivated20211209]

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

[transmechanicus]

[grimelords]

this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

[grimelords]

it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[vlada-sasha-natasha]

Dolce and Gabbana Details

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

I just think that maybe some of you should be like, normal

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

and by that I mean that like. you need to realize there are boundaries with interactions with strangers

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[albertnatural]

if i was president and in the middle of an important speech id take out a sippy cup and drink out of it and then go “mm MM MMM sooooooo good !!!!!!” then put it back and carry on like nothing happened.

[albertnatural]

i really don’t see what all the confusion is about on this one

[pileofknives]

[dorfs]

everytime you post a selfie im like wow those big brown eyes and then i remember you're a dumb thotticus and those lips have kissed so much penis its unreal and my pure feelings for you disappear but even though you live a life full of sin (as most f-words do) i still can't deny i think you're cute and id still pick you out of a line of like 30 hot guys your eyes are so so pretty but do u enjoy giving blow jobs or do you just do it to feel validated?