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mnstcrbnll:
So people had those quick glances as well, in the other Regions? By now he got almost used to news about young Trainers managing to get a hold on powerful Pokèmon many don’t even think exist or saving the world from it’s impending doom by summoning long lost Legends! It’s nice to know that it’s not exactly something that can happen everyday, in a sense. Somehow, it’s… almost comforting.
“Oh, I see! My apologies, I hope–” wait, no, rephrase “…I didn’t mean to be disrespectful.!”
Ecruteak City… in Johto, then? That must’ve been quite the journey.
“I’m Dante Aurelio, and it’s a pleasure to meet you.” his smile return, wondering if, maybe, he should bow back. Would that be seen as respectful or disrespectful…? … …maybe he should stop overthinking about it. “I hope you had a good staying so far.”
And there it is, the little, almost bird-like tilt of the head and the light frown. What the heck is this guy talking about? Disrespect? What’s the guy on about? He’s the one who apologized first, they were just engaged in conversation, he—
Maybe that’s another human thing he’s not aware of. Quick, play it off naturally, just. Manage something—
“Eh, no worries, you’re good.” Or maybe it’s just a bit of a culture clash, with how he can see the gears turning in Dante’s head.
“I arrived very early today. Didn’t really take the time to visit yet. Felt like this had to be my first stop for some reason.” Add something. A pleasantry, something that wouldn’t be insulting to a local. “So far, the views have been splendid, and the people I met were all... positive encounters. It’s a good first impression.”
Good enough? Good enough. Not like he can say ‘no, I just went straight to the place that smelled like power and had a big sign that said No Hoomins Allowed.’
“What do you think they’re doing up there? What’s it like?”
mnstcrbnll:
Still keeping a calm smile, Dante simply shrugged a little at first. “Don’t worry, it’s no bother at all… and most people simply don’t know about the traditions, or why it’s better to stay away. I’m just glad I managed to come in time."
The question doesn’t really come as a surprise. He assumes many were interested about Legendary Pokèmon to begin with, and of course knowing the location of two of them would just make them even more curious.
"Just once, from far away.” he admitted, glancing at the mountain “A lion and a wolf, taller than me, their eyes shining like fire and gems in the mist. I remember them staring for a few seconds, and then they just… walked away.” A pause. “…are you a researcher, perhaps? A Trainer…?”
Well, that’s... an average answer. Then again, going around expecting the Champion to be buddies with a being of legend would play into the stereotypes humans seemed to like so much. Not that the man didn’t deserve credit for his accomplishments, sure, but people were always so quick to assume that literal gods would acknowledge their strongest trainer just like that.
If anything, it just made sense.
“It’s the same back home. There’s the rare sighting, and it doesn’t last more than a few seconds.” Just enough to show that there was still something more, something mystical in this world. At least, the others did that. On his side, he can’t really remember the last time a human caught sight of him. Actual sight.
“I’m neither, really. Just a monk from an old temple in Johto who sometimes just feels the pull and decides to follow it.” That... should be vague enough. Probably not enough to sate curiosity, but it would have to do. “Pardon me for not introducing myself—I am Kikuchi Shouhei, of Ecruteak City.”
He gives a small, polite bow—the bare minimum, really. Maybe just a bit old fashioned, making a hard contrast with the cigarette he wedged between his fingers .
Hey. Hey. Psst, Look at him.
What a dumbass. I love he.
mnstcrbnll:
…well! That’s all fixed, then! A lot of people started to find excuses, or attempted to walk in the Mountains anyway, but this one at least seemed polite enough. Problem solved! And so quickly, no less!
“Oh, don’t worry! Making sure everyone is safe is part of a good Champion’s duty, after all.” he smiles widely, just to sigh lightly, keeping that calm expression as he looks up, to the Mount.
“And, well… yes, actually. Either because someone lost their way, or because they wanted to see the Legendary Pokèmon on top, it’s almost a weekly thing, but now. It doesn’t make me mad or anything, of course” not like Fey, who ended up yelling at someone just a few days before “but some people got hurt, up there. I wouldn’t want to risk anyone’s health…”
A Champion’s duty, huh. So that’s what’s going on with this guy. Not just anyone stopping him from going into a restricted area, but the League’s head honcho himself. Proof that the place can actually be dangerous to normal people. Which he totally is. A normie. Yeah, not a big bird in monk’s clothing.
“I can’t imagine how annoying that gets, having to keep a whole ass conga line of tourists to turn around every week because they don’t know better.” ...speaking of which, he’s totally part of that conga line, except he DID have a vague idea of what he was getting into when going there. Call it a premonition.
“What are they like anyways? The legendaries?” Assuming that the Champion met them, of course.
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It somehow tastes how I felt when my cell phone was fully charged.
Oh, I’m so relaxed.
_______, you’ll never believe it!
Dude, you don’t understand!
I never did stuff like that when I was on Earth.
But now, thanks to your ‘good person’ lessons, I didn’t hold up the line.
Now I do selfless things without even thinking about it.
That’s great. I’m… I’m proud of you.
Oh… can you go? I don’t want to go all the way back.
I ran all the way here and it was so hot.
I mean, I will happily get it, because I told you I would.
If all that matters is the sum total of ‘goodness,’ then you can justify any number of bad actions.
I knew this girl/boy _______, (s)he was a black market alligator dealer with a pierced jawbone.
Um… Okay, what?
Shockingly, that is a relevant example of the Utilitarian dilemma. Well done.
I’m revved up to learn, man. My brain is horny!
Um… Can we take a little break?
Tell me what you think.
You haven’t seen Hamilton?
Hey, did you hear about _______?
It’s nothing, it’s a tiny little inconvenience.
_______, dear, could you show us to a private room where no one could see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?
I walked past it last night and I actually saw it get a little bit bigger.
This is the reaction I have when things are incredibly mundane and expected.
I’m going to leave now at my regular pace, as I do in most scenarios.
Whip out that chalkboard, big boy, show me what you’re working with.
I’m going to take a nap using the several blankets that I already have. Good night.
Fine, I’m just tired. Need a break. No big deal.
‘Everything is cool, no big deal,’ I know that move.
Okay, well, in this case, it really is no big deal.
Dude, you’re hiding something! What’s wrong?
Oh, no. I’m second to last.
Thank you, _______. It’s very competent.
I grew tired of objective representation. I trust my audience.
You want to know what’s wrong? You’re a full-time job.
So now I’m just some huge burden for you?
Yes! Of course, your are! I’m in paradise?
That’s your idea of paradise!
It’s an impossible position!
We can pretend to be soulmates in public, but other than that, we don’t have to see each other.
Fine with me! I’ll move out right now.
Starting out now, no one must go outside under any circumstances.
What have you done to me, you monster?
You are unbelievable.
Are you still upset? You’re not over it yet?
How can I be over it? We haven’t discussed it or even spoken for days.
Get your story straight, bro!
Oh, it shouldn’t take long. Between an hour and 11 months. Somewhere in there.
Your public failure is our public failure.
I’m auctioning off a lunch date with me.
We are obsessed with your relationship.
You could say I wrote the book on healthy relationships.
I started a company that invented identity theft.
They are gonna catch us! This is an extremely precarious situation, _______!
I think they might have come here to just swing.
I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!
Really? You and I are very different.
But if we go down right now, that’s on you!
Oh, you spend all your time teaching a charming, awesome lady/gent? How sad for you.
I’m the best thing that ever happened to you.
Ya basic!
Yes, that’s what it is. A squabble.
I like relaxing. (S)he likes to get on my case about the dishes.
What on Earth would I be hiding?
Oh, that’s one of the side effects.
‘It’s not a big deal,’ is nearly always code for ‘something is wrong.’
Be, like, the exactly right amount of honest so that we can both be happy.
No wonder you’re so tense.
I know it’s not the right time, but I told you.
You know what? I don’t want the money.
But I just don’t understand why I’m so low.
You have nothing left to prove, to anyone.
Every ounce of my happiness leads to a ton of pain for you.
I know we’ll never be soul mates, but we’re friends.
@pyreborn ♥ for Dante
“Pardon me? I couldn’t help but notice you were kind of… standing there.
He’s. A little awkward, honestly. A little shy. But alas… when you see a tourist at the entrance of the Opal Mountains, you have to do your duties and try to redirect them!
“The entrance is closed for anyone who isn’t a Trainer, I fear, and even with that it’s quite dangerous.”
Whoops. Shouldn’t have zoned out like that, in the dead middle of the road. Should’ve booked it and made sure he was wayyy far into the territory instead of just standing there like a dumbass. ...well, not like he ISN’T a dumbass, he has his moments.
He pulls out a tin from his robes and taps his cigarette into it, then brings it back up to his lips.
“It’s closed?” ...weird, he didn’t feel the danger. Then again, it wasn’t the same for him. “Understandable. I’m sorry I made you go out of your way for my wellbeing.” Pause. “You have to do that often? Drag people away from that place?”
“What do you mean, storage full? I didn’t—”
...oh. Oh that’s hundreds of accidental pictures of the inside of his pockets. Oh someone send help. He doesn’t know how to delete those.
Oh Boy that’s a lot of kids showing up all of a sudden.
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He's staring, definitely trying to think of a number. Not making silent judgement at all. Takes a looooooooooong drag on his cigarette.
"The fact that you're even asking is just sad, my guy. It ain't my job to fix your self-esteem issues."
"................................a seven point five. Not exactly my type, but not enough to make me wanna purify the whole ass area with white sage smoke."
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@mnstcrbnll sent: [ Yoko ] "I heard humans have something called... father day, if I recollect? Point is, I figured you deserved a gift!" aaand she offers him a bag filled with cookies. They're bird shaped. It's cute okay
Well, that’s a surprise. He looks back to her, about to reply that yes, there’s a day like that, no, he doesn’t really see the point, but if they want to celebrate, they’re welcome to do it, and—
O-oh.
“I—” Well, okay, maybe he sees the point now. He can feel the warmth in his chest from the attention, and the sensation is... Nice. Sad that it doesn’t comes around more often, but, you know. Nice. “Thank you, I. I appreciate it.”
He picks one of the bird-shaped cookies. His lips curl into the tiniest hint of a smile.
And he bites its head off straight off the bat.
He’s trying to figure out if he was being courted when this dude got him flowers or if it was just a nice gift.
...they... smell good anyways?
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@melemeleguardian said: "Well, what does the word 'simp' sound like?"
“SIMPLETON.”
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“Can someone tell me what the fuck is a ‘simp,’ I’d appreciate that.”
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