the death of abel

he's just a slutty little flirt and sister he's only going to hurt you

[qayen]

[qayen]

Hey me! Upupupu!

[qayen]

♛ wolfhanded

♛ byoukikibou

what do you two want?

i can't be bothered to waste my time with people who can't even pick their noses right. is that a puddle of drool at your feel or is the pure, white hot intensity of your stupidity creating infrared rays now? stop looking at me like that. your faces make me nauseas.

[quillsandscissors]

… f-for a moment, I t-thought you w-were earnestly calling me a …m-middle-aged pedophile. It took me m-maybe a second to a-actually realise how you w-were trying to insult me.

I’m u-used to it, d-don’t worry.

I’ll decline.

[qayen]

eurgh, who gave you permission to speak? or breathe? if you keep on wheezing and spitting like that, you're sure to hyperventilate yourself into a coma. not that i'd be complaining. you're much more pleasant to be around when you're now spewing your foul breath into my oxygen. actually, you're much more pleasant when you're not breathing at all!!!

i think you're forgetting whose in charge here. spoiler alert: it's me! the more you babble on about your petty complaints the more i have to stand and listen to them! unacceptable!! now get spinning before i change my mind and play russian roulette instead!

[qayen]

♛ divinitatum ♛ adipemheres ♛ itsyagirljunko

oh, it's so great to see you all here!!

the fake blonde, humpback whale, and mall slut. i was just feeling a bit low on my self-esteem, but i'm feeling much better now seeing all of you!! what great samaritans -- looking out for the rest of us by being massive wastes of space.

[rubyobscura]

”..What the heck are you talking about? I’ll play a different game with you if you’d like, but..Not one that involves someone dead. A-And who would even volunteer to do something like that, anyways?”

”..You’re talking nonsense..”

[qayen]

there's no fun in a game where no one's dead! not in any game i'd like to play, anyway.

you're the only one talking nonsense here, sister. my games are great teaching tools! lesson number one: shut the fuck up and do what i say. if you didn't already notice, i'm the one with the crown. basic common sense dictates that i'm in charge.

best start thinkin' of ways to kick the bucket before i steamroll it instead.

[qayen]

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[qayen]

♛ bourgeoism ♛ fortuitied ♛ divinemorality ♛ crimson-photographer ♛ hiyokokoros ♛ nihilitysavvy

would you take a look at this motley crew!

i've seen livelier people in a wax museum! haha, whatever. it's not like i need you to be particularly alive!! in fact, i'd prefer the opposite. 

let's play a game: whoever drops dead first, wins! everyone else has to do three thousand push-ups. let's get started!

[qayen]

what the fuck

[qayen]

my preferred pronouns are "your majesty."

[qayen]

♛ indulgingidolkuzu

♛ aaidoru

♛ humanizeddata

♛ atzoatl

♛ pryntcessa

♛ oshio-fukawa

so many new subjects!!! i may even have enough for a harem now, if i really wanted! 

such a shame that most of you aren't even fit enough to lick grime off the sole of my shoe, let alone be a satisfactory escort. i have no choice but to put each and every one of you through a rigorous set of trials to weed out the best -- we'll start with a hammer throw. you all stand in a line, and i throw hammers at you!! the one with the least concussions wins!

[finalfantasleep]

……

That was an insult, right?

How rude….We’ve only just met and you’re insulting me.

[qayen]

you sound so abashed by it, too! i'm only preparing you for the real world. 

they say don't judge a book by it's cover, but your cover is plain revolting. like looking at a festering sore, except the sore is your face. maybe if you weren't so ugly, you wouldn't get so easily offended!! work on rectifying that immediately.

[littletraveler1618]

[m-oowada-blog]

       ♦ → G o d s p e e d you, Crazy Diamond!             ;;

                                                                {14} are cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

qayen

chiakithenanami

gambadeur

rettfirdige

aquadere

littlesiskuzu

logicalsnowboarding

fenrirism

royaldelinquent

ahrefchihiro

preparefordespair

despairinglittlegamer

femininefenrir

mutekigoei

What the hell do y’all want? If it’s unimportant, scram! I don’t have time ta be a’wastin’!

[qayen]

oh, oowada. premature in everything you do. speaking to you is much akin to dealing with a handicapped toddler - the only difference being that most children know better than to shape their greasy hair into lumpy  phalluses. tell me, is that hairstyle supposed to be some sort of billboard for something? in the same way piercing one of your ears on a certain side is? 

you've also seemed to conveniently forget that everything i say is important. if words were valuable, than every one of mine would be tiny droplets of gold, while every time you'd open your mouth, only a steady stream of diarrhea would be produced.

do me a favour and shut the fuck up already.

[finalfantasleep]

qayen

programming-despair

It’s still very early, but good morning.

My name is Nanami.

[qayen]

you know what they say about beauty sleep, honey.

by the looks of it, you need to go back to bed. for ten thousand years.

[qayen]

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