we're not kids anymore.
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@qiyulovebot
Sorry it’s early but you really can’t use fanfiction terms in a non fanfiction context like if someone is trying to sell me a book to read and they tell me there’s an enemy to lovers I would be annoyed because why are you spoiling the story lol
sorry op this is kind of a tangent but this is why i hate how booktok has not only affected how ppl talk about their fave stories, but how it's basically gnawed its way into how publishing companies promote books. it basically encourages authors to build their entire story entirely around marketable tropes so that they turn more of a profit
"it has enemies to lovers!" "it has friends to lovers!" "this is a slow burn!" WHAT IS THE PLOT??? what makes your story unique?? why should i read it??? describing your story entirely in tropes and fanfiction terms makes your story sound extremely uninteresting lmfao.
Fanfiction is for when you want to read familiar characters in a setting where you already know what's going to happen. I care about this coffee shop au because I already love these characters and just want to see them in fun familiar situations
Books are original content for new stories new characters in new situations. Why should I care if it takes place in a coffee shop? Give me a reason to love these characters!
People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.
So you’ve written rare pair fic on AO3- how rare are we talking? Select how many fics are tagged for your rarest written pairing on AO3, and let’s see how rare your ship REALLY is.
2000+ (You are on a luxury cruise.)
1500-1999 (You’ve chartered a trip and drank margaritas on the deck.)
1000-1499 (You are fishing off the back hoping desperately for more.)
500-999 (Storms may pass but you are unsinkable.)
100-499 (There is no bond like that of you and the five others manning the ship)
50-99 (The ship left the dock without everyone on board and you cannot drive.)
10-49 (The only reason you’re alone on board is you’re the only one with taste.)
Less than 10 (I am the captain now.)
Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.
my fav thing ever. tbh.
Wrong question, Jinshi
maomao
this is the maomao of good luck reblog to meet a royal milf
Jealous Jinshi letting Maomao know he's jealous in his own Jinshi way
This guy! the color sticks!
Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024
Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
I can't apologize enough to the robot girl community for this post. What I said back then was offensive and I'll informed, and it no longer represents how I feel.
How does this keep happening to me
as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.