stick me in your ear, I dare you.

Yes, I may be a sentient object, but I can be just as good of an entrepreneur as the others! No ear cleaning allowed. shoo. main: @qtipious

[qtip-ler]

I'm alive, I promise!

[qtip-ler]

You're strangely adorable

Gee, thanks. it's because I'm small isn't it?

But um. Thank you nonetheless.

[qtip-ler]

Omg another sentient objective Onceler! You are adorable! As a q-tip how do you knit your thneeds?

A.. sock?... Well aren't you creative!

I am SO glad to know that another once-ler is also made of cotton, just like me! Very lovely to meet you.

To answer your question, firstly I gather up a bunch of truffula tufts and.. Magic! Your answer would be riiiiiight here, since I've been asked something similar before!

[qtip-ler]

can you still make pancakes if ur a qtip

Oh yes I do! The BEST quality even for a qtip!

Haha, but really.. If my Q-Thneed business were to not work out and collapse on me, going off being a "freak show" of a cook would be plan B! Others would love a show.. I'll think about that.

You really should give these pancakes a try, it's BEYOND delicious! I uh.. I haven't tasted it myself, b-but other's reactions do tell a story! Trust!

[qtip-ler]

My family ran out of q-tips. Do you have any spares

..Well– I– uhm– yes but– no using in ears please.

.....they're right over there.

[qtip-ler]

Qtip-ler, your so adorable 😭 I could just cry. Give me a hug? :3

That'd be a problem.. See, I have no arms.

Buuut.. you do! so why don't you give me a hug instead? You have the tools to after all.. just don't snap me.

[qtip-ler]

You are very cool looking

Aren't you a charming one! Hope I still looked cool too when I was split into two a moment ago, haha.

[qtip-ler]

*revives you* there ya go! Good as new!

[........click!]

wh—!!

ouch.

:(

[qtip-ler]

*tries to fix you so you live again* Please little one

[it is not working.]

[qtip-ler]

what if i... *snaps you in half* sowwy....

[You've done it. You killed him.]

[I hope you're happy with what you did.]

[qtip-ler]

as a Q-Tip, are any of your senses heightened?

Do you even have senses?

Actually, yes. For my own safety.

Even if I may not have ears, eyes, a nose or a mouth, my senses are more sensitive than most humans. It wasn't always like that though, I developed it over time.

[qtip-ler]

*picks you up and looks at you closely* Ok what the actual fuck?

I-If you'd put me down that'd be wonderful..

Picking up someone without permission is a bit impolite.

[qtip-ler]

I've seen you on Diva-ler's show. How's it like, being well known enough to be interviewed like that?

Terrifying.

I know it's not very once-ler of me to be terrified of audiences, but– I've had.. experiences with large crowds of people.

And it's not quite pretty to think of.

[qtip-ler]

Marry me

Wh–! Well.. If only a ring could fit on me, that is. Haha.

[qtip-ler]

Do qTips get lice?

no... no they don't.

[qtip-ler]

can i tape you to the floor and step on you? it will only take a second!

S–STEP ON M— NOW TAPING ME TO THE CEILING IS ONE THING BUT STEPPING ON ME IS LITERAL MURDER?!!

[qtip-ler]

what are your hobbies?

Hobbies? Just regular things. Knitting, scavenging missing family members, cooking– Cooking's a favorite!! Since I don't have a lot of chances to do so.

I usually cook when the humans aren't looking, so I gotta be stealthy.