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My Classical Mythology Professor
āHephaestus is really great. I mean, he only ever really does that one little thing of molesting his newly born sister, but other than that heās cool.ā
āApolloās just a sociopath, and a loser version of Zeus, really.ā
āSo either Helen falls in love with Paris, which she doesnāt want to do, or Aphrodite ships her off to Egypt to get a masterās degree in pharmacology.ā
āWhenever Achilles had a problem, heād just run home crying to his mom. His mom always had the same advice: stop fighting, eat, have sex with a woman. He only ever did the first thing, which is probably why he got killed.ā
āBasically, Apollo got mad at a bunch of people for not having sex with him and they ended up worse off - mostly turned into plants, for some reason.ā
āCassandra turned Apollo down since she held a vow of chastity, but of course Apollo took it personally and cursed her.ā
āYou can always pick out Odysseus in picturesĀ ācause heās always wearing a stupid little hat.ā
āThe gods tend to have these conflicting powers or personality types. Ares, super feared by mortals and always bloody and angry, is basically the fool of the gods. Zeus, almighty king of the gods, is completely helpless when it comes to his libido.ā
āSo Brad Pitt spends nine years in the harem - youāve all seen 300 right? I always picture Achilles as Brad Pitt now. Anyway, Brad Pittās in the harem, bored out of his mind for 9 years cause heās already been trained for hero stuff at Chironās hero academyā¦ā
āSo Orlando Bloom is just moping in his room while the Greeks are camping outside of Troy, and Hector finds him and is like,Ā āCome on, Paris, this whole war is because of you!āā
āHave you all seen the Disney version of Hercules, where Hades is super evil and angry? Yeah, thatās not really right. Hades was more like the weird, basically harmless brother of Poseidon and Zeus.ā
āI love this vase of the Underworld, it really shows the relationship between Hades and Persephone. I mean, Persephoneās standing there likeĀ āWhip that guy more! Punish him less! Stop slacking!ā and Hadesā is just lounging on the chair like,Ā āDarling, how about a roast for dinner?ā
āThe thing is, Oedipus tried really hard not to kill his father and marry his mother!ā
Taking this class in the fall ā¤ļøš
A while back someone asked if I could do a tutorial on how I draw faces. I havenāt had time to do a video (I still plan on doing one when I DO have time), but hereās a quick step-by-step!
1. I start with a circle with a cross through it that shows the center of the face and the eye lines. Then I add the lower face shape (jawline), and lines for the nose and mouth placement.
2. Next I add the nose so I can be sure itās centered. Then I do outlines for the eyes, making sure they are even (really important for a front-facing face).
3. Once I have those even, I add the lips starting with the mouth line and then drawing the lips above and below it. Then I add eyebrows, and the circles for the irises in the eyes.
4. At this point, I erase the centerline, cross line, and bottom of the circle that I began withāI donāt need them anymore, and I want to eliminate extra lines so I can have a good sense of how the face is shaping up.Ā Then I like to add a hairline. Sometimes I end up not using the hairline in the hairstyle, like if I draw bangs. But having a hairline there to start with helps me have an idea of the head shape, and where the face is vs where the hair starts.
5. Now Iāll add ears, a neck, and the top of the hair. The top of the hair will be above the circle I initially drew for the face shape because the hair poofs up above the scalp, adding height to the head. Again, I donāt always end up using this line in the final drawing depending on the hairstyle, but having it there helps me keep the overall head shape in check.
6. Details details! I finish up the hairstyle, add details to the eyeballs, darken outlines, and add shading to lips. Et voila! All done!
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