[speculativefictions-deactivated]

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

[thestylesindependent]

X Harry quietly made a significant donation towards the completion of the St. Laurence Arts Incubator on Chicago's South Side.

[creaturey]

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

[quack-quack-quack]

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[ploxx-deactivated20110909-deact]

[tuscansweaters-deactivated20200]

IS THIS REAL LIFE???

[lilyrighter]

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

[matthewaran]

I FOUND IT, I FINALLY FOUND IT

[j-k-i-ng]

“Melt into me” by | Derek Culver

Bryce Canyon National Park, Utah

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[comeuppancee]

i just wanna support your goals and make you the happiest you’ve ever been

[faeriemagicka]

no drug could hit as hard as the feeling when ur cuddling with somebody, and their hands travel under ur shirt to gently stroke ur warm tummy with their face buried into the lil' nook of the back of ur neck

[faeriemagicka]

no drug could hit as hard as the feeling when ur cuddling with somebody, and their hands travel under ur shirt to gently stroke ur warm tummy with their face buried into the lil' nook of the back of ur neck

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[egberts]

yiké

just don’t do that

[bbeelzemon]

i just spent entirely too long on this

[thenatsdorf]

Mlem mlem mlem

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Me flavored water

[riley-coyotl]

Someone got too excited and peed on herself so she had to have a bath (and got lots of cheese bits for those puppydog eyes)

[smushedfacecreatures]