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you, reading this right now, can singlehandedly ruin the next public event you attend. you have the power. don’t forget it.

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guys 2024 was my year what do i do now

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the next time i hear the word "sigma" i'm just going to say "sigma balls" and then leave

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update: i said this to my friend and he threatened to make my face 2D (he could have)

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guys i’m about to eat a butterscotch-cinnamon pancake. will update after eating

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update: it was pretty good

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thief except instead of stealing anything they break into someone’s house and replace one toothbrush that is clearly being used with a completely new toothbrush of the same brand and color, thereby accomplishing reactions ranging from moment of confusion to crippling insanity (depends on the person (and the toothbrush))

optional: after the person starts using the new toothbrush break in again and replace it with the old one

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guys i’m about to eat a butterscotch-cinnamon pancake. will update after eating

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8:13 PM post of 7/1/2024:

unfortunately my local grocery store is out of creative juice so i have no idea what i am writing rn

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8:13 PM post of 6/30/2024:

i am just as surprised to see what i wrote multiple weeks ago as you are for these marvelous posts [skunk emoji]

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8:13 PM post of 6/29

i’m not numbering these anymore. too much work. i already forgot if i made a post for today or not so i think i’m screwed -.-

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8:13 PM post #11:

like no offense to thursday but it just sounds kinda ugly yk

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8:13 PM post #10:

GUYS AM I ZESTY I NEED TO KNOW MY DOCTOR IS ASKING ME

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8:13 PM post #9:

idk where i saw this (probably this wild platform) but i vividly remember the phrase “worm regards”. not “warm regards”, which is a completely normal thing to say, but “worm regards”. it’s one of those things where you’re like oh it’s a typo or smthng but then you look at the ‘a’ and ‘o’ on your keyboard. all to say,

with worm regards, quacker912 (a.k.a. vvix) <3

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8:13 PM post #8:

uh oh my 8:13 PM post streak almost just died out. i’m only writing this one day in advance. before i know it i will be writing 8:13 PM posts 24/7 to make sure i never lose my streak. actually at this point it should just be duolingo 8:13 PM edition but idk this is brainrot

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8:13 PM post #7:

i wrote the line above like an hour ago with an idea for a post in mind but i have completely forgotten it since then so now im just yapping

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8:13 PM post #6:

i kinda want to give people actual information about my book series but i also kinda want it to make no sense and you just have to piece it together from my rambling tumblr posts until its published

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8:13 PM post #5:

wait why are these coherent

like they sound only a little bit drunk

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8:13 PM post #4:

oops i forgot to put tags on the last 8:13 PM post i am going to pass out now and my face is going to slam against the hfhryghdhvbvufrnd ygrnrn