Hesitantly Excited

[evilbuildingsblog]

Protective Shelter for Zhoukoudian Peking Man Cave , Beijing, China

[apas-95]

Saying the quiet part out loud. The west is demanding blood - the deaths of millions of Chinese people - in order to sustain Apple’s stock price a little longer.

[qv]

just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl

[lesbianshepard]

my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

[lesbianshepard]

it’s so fucking stupid i love it

[wellillbedamned]

This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it

[normal-horoscopes]

If I was hitting the Delphic fumes and that thing crawled out of a sewer pipe I would mistake it for some sort of evil spirit

[marcelock]

based moffat

[pulchrabelle]

[captoring]

by @hijynkz

[odvulture]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

[rose-colored-tea]

[memewhore]

[shrapnarl]

[ii-zi]

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

[jurinki]

yes your honor?

[ii-zi]

attack

[baddielabelle]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

psychically smacking my new hire with a spoon like "no, don't work off the clock" "yes, we give you breaks" "no, we aren't nice for doing this, it's literally the law" it feels like I've adopted a shelter cat

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

*in the arms of the angels playing softly in the background* with your help, we can give just-out-of-college workers some god damn standards

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[radiofreederry]

Rare Ben Garrison W

[radiofreederry]

Imagine Ben Garrison, the most gullible man on the planet, immediately copping to the fact that your bullshit crypto coin is a Ponzi scheme

[zarya-zaryanitsa]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[rostbef]

hopefully the terf experience becomes being completely unable to interact with anyone on the internet

[webkinzpossum]

[skluug]

when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old

[squareallworthy]

Conrad Heyer, photographed in 1852 at the age of 103. He was born in 1749 and is thought to be the earliest-born person ever photographed.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Conrad was a teenager as the industrial revolution got underway. He saw the invention of steam powered trains and the steamboats across his lifetime.

He was mid twenties when the American independence war began. He fought under George Washington at the crossing of the delaware.

He was nearly 50 when pride and prejudice was written, and in his 60s when it was first published.

In his 70s the world's oldest photograph was taken, Beethoven performed his most famous piece in Vienna, and the venus de milo was uncovered

In his 90s the first postage stamp was issued and the first ever telegraph was sent

Wow, that guy is super old

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

mormonism is sooo funny to me because its straight up one of the few Religion Religions that isn’t regarded as a kooky cult despite the fact that it’s like 100% based on a weird racist scam but we all have to play nice and pretend that its real because there’s like a couple million of them living in utah who are very invested in the whole thing 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Like it really goes to show that the only difference between a cult and a religion is having a membership number high enough to get some senate seats and an Entire State

[e-102]

you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

[acetheraccon]

Yes I can fuck you

[e-102]

please... use commas