tsunsterella.

Remember the fat nerdy kid you used to bully around, stole his lunch money during elementary and middle school? Yeah, he grew up to be a big hot shot with a soccer career, and he's lost a lot of weight so now he's six-packin'-- and by the way? His brother is a boxer and his best friend is a bouncer. Not that he needs their protection considering he can fend for himself, but remember who you'll also have to deal with if you fuck shit up. And by the way, I'm not a hipster. Affiliated with Modern KW List.

[petitesaimes]

You know condoms are like, only 87% effective, right?

[barrenmother]

THEY’RE WHAT?!

[quanny-butt-blog]

Don't listen to Jia. She has all her facts wrong.

... they're 97% effective. 

[quanny-butt-blog]

socesexual replied to your post: [facebook status] via mobile

THANK GOD LINHUAI WASN’T HURT. JFC QUAN BE CAREFUL.

She ran right in front of me, Brother. It could have happened to anyone; but worry not, I'll look both ways before crossing the backyard next time. 

[quanny-butt-blog]

[facebook status] via mobile

I tripped over one of my nieces and fell into the pool while I was taking the burger patties over to Huang Gai. My mother took a picture of the incident. Mother, please. 

[quanny-butt-blog]

socesexual replied to your post: Brother, what have you done? 

What’re you talking about I’m just imparting what wisdom I know

I value Zhu Ran very much but what if he ends up reproducing? Is the world ready for Zhu spawns? Is the world ready for Zhu Ran to take up fatherhood while he's still working at McDonalds? 

[quanny-butt-blog]

Brother, what have you done? 

[shuu-youhei]

[facebook status update]

[shuu-youhei]

Making the implication that I wouldn’t cook dinner. I’ll stop by the fast food place and pick up -your- dinner.

[quanny-butt-blog]

Wow, rude. I'm not sharing, then. Especially not my oreo shake. 

[shuu-youhei]

[facebook status update]

[shuu-youhei]

I’ll get the day and night off whenever you finalize something. I’m on my way home; do we need anything else for the apartment?

[quanny-butt-blog]

Nope, but could you pick up some cheese fries, garlic chicken wings and oreo shakes for us? It's unfortunate to say, but I'm too lazy to cook tonight. 

[shuu-youhei]

[facebook status update]

[shuu-youhei]

Club Xuchang might be a bad idea considering she’ll go off onto the dance floor and not come back. She left me her number I’ll text it to you shortly; feel free to plan something out.

[quanny-butt-blog]

... this is true. Understood; thank you, Zhou Tai. There is a fair going all summer, I was thinking the three of us could go and hang out, like the old days. 

[shuu-youhei]

[facebook status update]

[shuu-youhei]

That I did. She was shopping for a family function, but she’s as busy I remember she was before she picked up and moved to France. She told me to tell you that she said hello and she misses you.

[quanny-butt-blog]

I see. Considering the school year is over, I'm free during the day time, so any day is fine with me, unless she would like to visit Club Xuchang for drinks and dancing. 

[shuu-youhei]

[facebook status update]

Out shopping and ran into a friend from a while ago. It was nice seeing her again. I’ll have to ask Quan when he’s free so we can both see her now that she’s found a place here and not in Ill de France.

[quanny-butt-blog]

Ill de France...? -- No way, is it Jia!? You ran into Jia?! 

[quanny-butt-blog]

[facebook status] via mobile

[theheartisacanvas]

I was going to ask if you were even watching the game, but now I’m just judging you.

[quanny-butt-blog]

I called my boyfriend a whore during the game...

Thankfully he excused me because it was FIFA

[quanny-butt-blog]

[facebook status] via mobile

portugal wins

[quanny-butt-blog]

*portugal what

autocorrect now is not the time 

[quanny-butt-blog]

[facebook status] via mobile

portugal wins

[suzijoestar-blog]

[Facebook Status]

I finally caved in, and created one of these Facebook accounts… now, I wonder what my cubs are up to!

[quanny-butt-blog]

I'm out at 7-Eleven with Yuezi. Tell mother I said hello. 

[quanny-butt-blog]

[Facebook Status via Mobile]

Late night slushies. -- with Huang Yuezi at 7-Eleven

[quanny-butt-blog]

[shuu-youhei]

[text to sun quan]

[shuu-youhei]

Yes. She was the one usually monitoring the dogs when I couldn’t.

[quanny-butt-blog]

Do you want to come with me to my brother's place? I'm going to grab something from his drawer. I got permission from him. We should do it while his girlfriend's not at his place.