āThanks, princess. Do you want me to turn around to show you or?ā
āWould it be horrible of me to say yes? I mean, itās kind of--- Yāknow, fuck it, Iāve never been much of a lady anyways.ā
d e v o n

Andulka

#extradirty
Claire Keane

Discoholic šŖ©
tumblr dot com

Janaina Medeiros
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH
Today's Document

Kiana Khansmith
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature

Kaledo Art

oozey mess
Monterey Bay Aquarium
No title available
KIROKAZE

seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Uzbekistan

seen from Germany

seen from Ukraine
seen from Ukraine

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Sweden

seen from United States
@queen-kenny
āThanks, princess. Do you want me to turn around to show you or?ā
āWould it be horrible of me to say yes? I mean, itās kind of--- Yāknow, fuck it, Iāve never been much of a lady anyways.ā
āHere, cāmon, shotgun.ā
āFuckinā A. Letās get wasted!ā
Text || the little shit <3
Oliver: well you see sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, they share a special kind of cuddle
Oliver: omfg yes he looked like he'd seen the gates of hell
Kenzie: ewwwwwwwww now I'm picturing them doing the do
Kenzie: thats what i call madonna's vagina
ā Iām not sure if I should sing along, or keep laughinā at your horrendous dance skills.
Bitch, my moves are killer.
āNo thanks.ā
āDonāt be a downer, dude!Ā Cāmon, just turn up with me!ā
āI ā donāt know what youāre doing, but ā You look cute so Māgonna let it slide.ā
āDance with me, babe!ā
āOwn it, bitch!ā
āThis is māfucking theme song!ā
Text || the little shit <3
Oliver: was drake on degrassi?
Oliver: the answer is yes
Oliver: bad ass rapper drake was on a wholesome canadian after school soap opera
Oliver: never forget
Kenzie: you're so weird, how r we even related
Kenzie: did u see that face Drake made after Madonna sucked his soul out of his body like some dementor from Azkaban
ā--Bitch better have my money! Pay me what you owe me!ā
āāSome old lady asked for my phone number earlier. She seemed sweet so I gave her the wrong number. Now I feel bad for the guy or girl whoās going to get a lot of phone calls and text messages.ā
āCanāt say I blame her. You probably have the nicest ass Iāve ever seen.ā
Text || o p e n
Oliver: do you have a copy of bedknobs and broomsticks i can borrow?
Oliver: I feel the need to sing along to Substitutiary Locomotion
Kenzie: do i look like someone that would?
āWoah, woah, woah. Where the hell is my bike? I left it right there. Who the hell touch my bike⦠YouāveĀ āgotta be kiddinā me.āĀ
āMaybe you should lock it to something next time.ā
/
.
Marcus wasnāt happy and it made him even more annoyed when some bitch pulled him off to the side onto the grass. He didnāt bother to hold himself back, glaring at the girl who was standing in front of him, rolling his hands into fist and huffs. āShe isnāt even worth the air that we breathe.ā He stated. āThat bitch should just die.ā He said almost to himself, though it was loud enough for the other to hear. āMy name isnāt buddy.ā
Kenzie rolled her eyes at the boy.Ā āYeah, Iām not stupid, I realize you have an actual name. But seeing as I have no idea who the fuck you are, I called youĀ ābuddyā, okay? So instead of bitching at me, when all Iām trying to do is help you, how about you just take a deep breath and tell me your name. Iāll start, Iām Kenzie.ā She held out her hand to the boy, hoping heād be decent enough to return the gesture, but she wasnāt holding her breath. The guy looked troubled, a look, Kenzie, knew all too well.
āYeah, you could say that. āā-Uh, sure.. uh.. ā Donāt matter where Iām going, or what I do, Iāll always come back, Iāll always come back to you. And Iāve got this funny feeling, that Iāll be seeing you soon,Ā ācause Iām coming home, Iām coming home to you..ā
āNot bad, kid. Iām Kenzie, by the way. Did you write that yourself?ā
āā ā Yeah? Well, you see, at the moment I donāt particularly care about this being your thinking place. Iām here right now and I donāt plan on getting up anytime soon. Willingly or unwillingly, youāll just have to share.ā
āMy, my, my. Someoneās a lil feisty I see. Fine, take my spot. You clearly need to get something out of your head. Or... someone, Iām guessing. Spill, pretty boy.ā