into the woods

[woopsoliver-blog]

@laceybby: @woopsoliver how can you not like spicy food?

@woopsoliver: @laceybby it gives me the runs, if you must know

[woopsoliver-blog]

@Laceybby: My life is over. I can't stand spicy food anymore..

@woopsoliver: @laceybby spicy food is gross anyway ew

[jeezremi-blog]

One time, I had to go to stay with my uncle for two weeks, and my cousin was being an asshole, like a real one. Too bad that she used the same password for everything, which was her birth date, by the way. I ended up sharing some glimpses of her diaries on Facebook, about how cute her friend’s boyfriend is, and that friend is a fake bitch. But that didn’t bother her, what bothered her most was me changing her Netflix password. Twenty first century slap in the face ladies and gentleman.

[woopsoliver-blog]

Just as a heads up, I’m far better at revenge than you. You ever try that on me, and I will bring you to your knees.

[alpheus--greeny-deactivated2015]

“I won’t, I can’t.— Cute boys? Where?”

[woopsoliver-blog]

“Hey, no. I came here to support you, I get dibs on boy watching.”

[btwnirvana-blog]

“There is, that’s fo’sure. —- Thank you, Oliver. — How’ve ya’ been? How’s Adam?”

[woopsoliver-blog]

“Adams good, we’re good, I’m good. But I have a feeling you’re not.”

[btwnirvana-blog]

“Okay, —– I have blue hair, got married, have a slight british accent and uh,—-– Yea’, that’s ‘bout it. But hey, I missed you, kid. —- D’you have anythin’ for me, …— or? M’kinda jetlagged an’ jus’ want to sleep right now.”

[woopsoliver-blog]

“Thats a lot to take in, wow. Your hair looks nice though.”

[alpheus--greeny-deactivated2015]

“You really don’t need to watch me cheer. I’m already nervous enough.”

[woopsoliver-blog]

“Don’t be nervous, I’m sure you’ll be great. Besides, there are lots of cute boys here.”

[fckn-adam-blog]

“It’s a little bit funny this feeling inside, I’m not one of those who can easily hide I don’t have much money but boy if I did I’d buy a big house where we both could live…”

[woopsoliver-blog]

[fckn-adam-blog]

“I will be your guardian when all is crumbling, steady your hand—- you should sing more your voice isn’t that bad. And i’m not just saying that because i’m your boyfriend.”

[woopsoliver-blog]

“You and I both know you’re the only singer in this relationship. So sing to me, handsome, and show me the stars.”

[woopsoliver-blog]

GUYS ZAC EFRON AND COLTON HAYNES FRATERNAL TWINS OF OLIDAM are me and veronica geniuses or what

look at zac though

ESPECIALLY HAIRSPRAY!ZAC

holy shit

holy fucking shit

[fckn-adam-blog]

“Don’t let me go, don’t let me go, don’t let me go…”

[woopsoliver-blog]

“Picture, you're the queen of everything, As far as the eye can see, Under your command “

[fckn-adam-blog]

“You can never say never while we don’t know when but time and time again younger now than we were before….”

[woopsoliver-blog]

“Not bad, handsome.”

[woopsoliver-blog]

Text || the little shit <3

Kenzie: you're so weird, how r we even related

Kenzie: did u see that face Drake made after Madonna sucked his soul out of his body like some dementor from Azkaban

Oliver: well you see sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, they share a special kind of cuddle

Oliver: omfg yes he looked like he'd seen the gates of hell

[woopsoliver-blog]

Text || o p e n

Autumn: OMFG NO PLEASE THEYRE SO EXPENSIVE AND PRETTY THATS SO MUCH LOVE I CANT HANDLE THIS

Oliver: EXACTLY YOU ARE EXPENSIVE AND PRETTY AND YOU ARE WORTH A MILLION BUCKS

[woopsoliver-blog]

Text || o p e n

Autumn: that's such a great title to have

Autumn: wOAH OLIVER U DIDNT JUST SAY THAT

Autumn: oh gosh im already tearing up

Oliver: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE MAC LIPSTICKS

Oliver: thats a lot

[woopsoliver-blog]

Text || o p e n

Autumn:

Autumn: thats what friends are for ok

Oliver: you are my very best ultimate bro

Oliver: you are the bedknob to my broomstick

[woopsoliver-blog]

Text || o p e n

Kenzie: do i look like someone that would?

Oliver: was drake on degrassi?

Oliver: the answer is yes

Oliver: bad ass rapper drake was on a wholesome canadian after school soap opera

Oliver: never forget