Father's a King, and Mother's a Queen

S'up? Name's Parker Dodgeson... or Jamison-Dodgeson? I don't know. Anyway, so like, my babyhood was 50 shades of crazy, and apparently I was adopted by the man that raised me and my real dad gave me up? idk shit went down. I'm 19, and I like shopping, music, and my siblings, despite when they annoy me. Dating a sexy Asian

[thedarlingduckling]

Don’t you have some fabulous girlfriend?

[queen-parker-blog]

Even my hot girlfriend would appreciate pictures of some nice ass.

[thedarlingduckling]

You make an excellent point. I might have to look into that.

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Make sure to take pictures.

[thedarlingduckling]

I’m open to suggestions.

[queen-parker-blog]

Something physical usually helps. Like, punching things. You could box, or hit a punching bag. You know, better than a face. You're not focused on whatever's bugging you when you're throwing your fists around. There are hot trainers out there too, and that's a great distraction.

[thedarlingduckling]

Looking for a distraction is more like it.

[queen-parker-blog]

I'm good at distractions.

[thedarlingduckling]

I think everyone needs good karma. I can come pick it up for you.

[queen-parker-blog]

Looking for the road to sainthood, are we, Des?

[thedarlingduckling]

You would be saving a life. Or feeding homeless children. It’s practically the same thing.

[queen-parker-blog]

Cool. I need some good karma. I'll bring you, like, all of it.

[thedarlingduckling]

Who knew collecting cans for a food drive could be so tedious?

[queen-parker-blog]

I could give you some of the vegetables my family never eats.

[queen-parker-blog]

ps next next gen is 2057 ok

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rapshy has arrived

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this is also important

laughing bc someone made an accidental pregnancy comment at them and this was what they did

BUT LOOK SHE'S LEANING ON HIM AND I'M CRYING OK I'LL SHUT UP ABOUT QUINN NOW

AND PUCK TOO

[queen-parker-blog]

this is very important bc

oh you know why

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[bravo-cami-brava]

So he has a son too? What else do men lie about…? 

[queen-parker-blog]

Everything. They lie about everything.

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papa-marsh said: ///like damn i need sunglasses for that one ; -;

i literally screamed and hit the car dashboard when i read it

[elyssaallen]

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Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots Representin’ all the women, salute, salute!

[queen-parker-blog]

literally peeing myself at the idea of icarus and april having to go to a dinner at this house

http://mothermai-i.tumblr.com/post/73928228002

pole!icarus

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