5th Ruler of Modern-Day Mongolistan

hmmm eddword sowden is in danger and needs our help! what will we do?

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“hey uwanna millyun dollers?”

“y yes hill rye clantin”

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sum hunk huh? why yes this is first eddword update in so very long oh so long i cri at the thought of it oh my im tearing up where are my tissuse oh yes here so as i was saying big ol eddi sowden locked up in a big ol scary ol tower in rissua is still crying for help late at night and sleeps sad on his little pillows so y didnt we do anything? ??? I DONT KNOW SILLY YOU TELL ME LOOK AT HIS FACE THAT IS FACE OF GOOD MAN GOOD SPIRIT GOOD GUY EDDWY!!! !!! this is ur chance Amrika to be the big guy and go in and save this captive in a captive land under mr scaree veladimer poutine oh yes big little scary fellow #poutine

#veladimer

#eddwysowden

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wowow

so u mays have been askings “were is blog postr prson wer dey go”

ALASS i am bak here limit time offr get ur ham sandwich before it expires plz #hamswanwidk

#imbak

#wowow

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another elections another good day for my favorite of always in alljerrya is mister adele azi bootyflicka i mean he may be really sick and ill and dying and unable to walk and talk and eat a ham sandwich but he's got gumption and you know what thats what alljerrya really really really needs right now is gumption you guys so please help keep mr adele alive for the sake of many happy alljerryans thanks

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boom juhpain wants some new weapons 4 its fancy collection with its fancy shmancy president sinsoh abe lincon he's gonna talk and talk and talk up a storm and get some support from the happy people and then maybe one day he will have his real life friend yes good life for sinsoh

#sinsohabelincon

#juhpain

#weapon collection

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mr terki y dont you stop being a big meanie by not letting your nice little people guys use the tumbler and the facesbooks and just eat a ham sandwich?

#terkiham

#facesbooks

#nicelittlepeople

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wow mister president of Nyjeerya what a cool name wonder if you have good luck yes you do i do think so mr godluk jomafin you have really good luck yes? presidents? yes

#goodluck

#godlukjomafin

#Nyjeerya

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bark obam vs vladeemr pooten in the nation of youkrane who will win? submit ur votes and lets see who will win this battle of wits and power yes?

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years of captivity lead us to a sad today as our dearest eddword (he's our dearest) is still locked away all snug as a bug in the big rissua. why is he still there who can help him its us silly. look at that photo look at that face what do you see thats a human silly thats sowden that is our man lets save him so we can save ourselves how does that sound (idk is it just me or has little eddy only gotten much prettier after all these years? tell me what you think we need to save this guy please this is my PSA we need your help

#eddwordsowden

#rissuaagain

#captivity

#pretty

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after the end of the nalsen mondolo jaykeb zoomer is trying to save the souf arfika but can he will he do it does he even have jurisdiction over this? who knows not me

#nalsenmondolo

#jaykebzoomer

#soufarfika

[queenlatifahbackupsinger1993]

happy buda day!!! wow look at him so peaceful and happy how do i lead a life like that what do i do lets listen to buda and find out shall we yeah lets go yeah

#buda

#happybudaday

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oh no all protests lead to victer yamakowvitchs doorstep the guy has rioters lining up the streets of belleroos just trying to be angry at him wow his life must be a chore poor guy wish him well everyone.

#victeryamakowvitch

#belleroos

#rioters

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hey its ur bae whats up

oh hai bae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#lovethebae

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baeproblems2014

my bae says my language usage is subpar but i tell her i say 'I'm naturally gifted with wordings and other little nuggets of language' and she just thinks thats ew what the h guys is this a joke. please help this is scary for me

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howta tret a bae RITE

ice cram. EVR DAI. 

soda w/ compliments, even wen he dont desirve it

kisses BUT ONLY INNUITE ones no LIPS tuching.

hugs; w. reasonible distance

bibblay studay

support! take an enginer class or something!

dont’ cry       too much

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;)

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wow really impressed grocery list of things how to do it right good job everyone really proud of! the achievement yeah so really great... yeah

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wif da bae

bae: uuuuummm what ar e u doing????

me: water u talking about????

bae: i meen, y u so bootiful!!!!!!!////??????

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *-*

just a day in the life guys don't sweat it its gonna be ok

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wow look at that poor little valdimeer putti is crying??? probably because hes sad eddword has no home and must refugee inside borders of the rissua... oh btw socheese olympics 2k14 big hit yes? all ready i sure think so what about you

#valdimeerputti

#rissua

#freeeddword

#socheeseolympics2k14