welp

hi I’m Katie I’m 28 and I haven’t used tumblr in 4 years but maybe I’m back?

[blairesnaps]

blaire snaps

[artndetails]

finding beauty in the mundane

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[strawberry-crocodile]

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Context for the 19 year olds reading this, September used to be a bit cold

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[gondwana]

Winter is for listening to the same music you were listening to at 15. Unfortunately

[little-ponys-deactivated2026010]

My love language is putting my leg over yours

[papayajuan2019]

it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

[zoesupreme]

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[mr-styles]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[alleycatboy]

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

[alleycatboy]

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

[guccifloralsuits]

god I need a new lorde album to base my entire personality around ...

[guccifloralsuits]

FINALLY a new lorde album to base my entire personality around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harrysdimples]

another man > snl

[ps1]

via

[headspace-hotel]

my package of dried mangoes assures me that they are made from “only the juiciest” mangoes, which is an interesting sentiment to me. “You would not BELIEVE how much water these bad boys had in them before we removed almost all of it.”

[dalaminaubis]

"This beef jerky was made from the juiciest goddamn cows you'd ever laid your eyes on. You could slap a side of this beef and hear a basketball hitting a gym floor. We had to wring those fuckers out like a shamwow for days."