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@queenofliars-inanotherlife
Greetings. I am Celestia Ludenberg, the Ultimate Gambler. Seeing my classmates on this platform, I decided to try my hand at it. After all, what is social media but another game to be won, no?
You may ask me questions at your leisure, and if it amuses, I will answer.
Hi, Celeste! How have you been?
Ah, my love! I'm afraid I have a terrible headache. I've done little but lounge on my fainting couch with Cherie Grand Bois. *cough cough*
Hey celes, how long does it take you to style your hair?
Hmm? How long...?
Oh! I see the confusion now.
Yes, I actually wake up like this every day. Remarkable, is it not?
Of course Ultimate gambler I’m ready for the challenge
Some tea would certainly not go amiss.
Hey Celes how are you doing today?
I am terribly annoyed. Each aspect of this world, each imperfection in the wind feels like a personal insult to my grace and dignity. Perhaps I merely woke up on the wrong side of the bed?
But they cannot keep a good bitch down, can they?
Hmm, I wonder if you're up to the challenge of cheering me up.
Oh, hello, Pekoyama! Fancy running into you on the hellsite.
Would you like to pet this adorable creature? I believe it is called a Chanella. You may even keep it if you like, as I have somehow acquired more than I intended.
>heh heh heh, Queen Beryl will be most pleased when I bring her the energy of these hapless mortals<
@queenofliars-inanotherlife
I watch far too much sailor moon for such a trick to work on me…
Alas... And it even has such a pleasant scent... I suppose I shall have to work twice as hard to let them all. Until we meet again, Pekoyama.
>curse you blasted Sailor Senshi, Ill get you next time<
Hey… Celeste?
Just making sure… is this your cat? I found this in Towa City…
Grand Bois Cheri???
Nonononono... Who... WHO WOULD DARE?
Now you will learn why they call me the Versailles Witch. Whoever put out this bounty, I am going to BURN YOU.
Boops you on the nose in a playful manner
Hehe, there’s my favourite computer genius! How are you Chihiro? I heard you’re dating Celeste now!
Oh! Chihiro flinches slightly
I'm doing well! And yes, we've been dating for a couple of weeks now!
Oh! Is that... A mistletoe?
It is. Now who could have left that there, I wonder?
Ah, it seems we have no choice but to observe the tradition.
Should we...?
I mean, do you want to k-kiss?
Hmm... Yes, I think I would like that.
Now come on! Show me the full force of your passion!
O-Okay!
(Chihiro gets on tiptoes and closes their eyes, ever so slightly leaning forward)
As soon as you make contact, Celeste immediately faints, overwhelmed by how good of a kisser you are
Boops you on the nose in a playful manner
Hehe, there’s my favourite computer genius! How are you Chihiro? I heard you’re dating Celeste now!
Oh! Chihiro flinches slightly
I'm doing well! And yes, we've been dating for a couple of weeks now!
Oh! Is that... A mistletoe?
It is. Now who could have left that there, I wonder?
Ah, it seems we have no choice but to observe the tradition.
Should we...?
I mean, do you want to k-kiss?
Hmm... Yes, I think I would like that.
Now come on! Show me the full force of your passion!
Celestia, but if I had designed her.
her design is perfect, but I wanted to do this experiment with her.
Boops you on the nose in a playful manner
Hehe, there’s my favourite computer genius! How are you Chihiro? I heard you’re dating Celeste now!
Oh! Chihiro flinches slightly
I'm doing well! And yes, we've been dating for a couple of weeks now!
Oh! Is that... A mistletoe?
It is. Now who could have left that there, I wonder?
Ah, it seems we have no choice but to observe the tradition.
Boops you on the nose in a playful manner
Hehe, there’s my favourite computer genius! How are you Chihiro? I heard you’re dating Celeste now!
Oh! Chihiro flinches slightly
I'm doing well! And yes, we've been dating for a couple of weeks now!
Hi there Celeste! Do you like to go to Las Vegas, Nevada?
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
Believe it or not, I have never been. Las Vegas seems to me like a trap for tourists, where the promise of wealth is the best means of sucking suckers dry. But then again, what greater allure is there for a gambler than to outfox the scammer?
Hmm, yes, I think I simply must visit...
STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES
Excuse me? Where did you obtain that doll? Tell me about it?
@queenofliars-inanotherlife
Doll?
Oh! You mean Gii-chan! Well, I made him!
My Papa unfortunately passed away a bit ago, and I made this plushie to grieve... It's based on the rabbit he used to draw for me when I was a little kid. He's the main reason I decided to start making plushies for other people, and how I got my talent!
I could make you something if you'd like!
I am...
...hesitant to reveal too much about myself. Suffice it to say, that plushie made quite an impact on you. Even without knowing it was your talent, I was drawn to it. It actually reminded me of a doll I once possessed, and which I've recently been reminded of for... Personal reasons. I thought it was gone forever, but...
Ah hem!
It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name is Celestia Ludenberg
I dare you to eat a popeyes biscuit without water :)
Why should I do such a thing? For your amusement alone? You have not even offered to BUY THE BISCUIT.
Make me an offer.
Tempt me.
Perhaps then, if it amuses ME--Celestia Ludenberg!--then I will consider taking the Popeyes dry biscuit challenge.
Wonderful news, everyone. My favorite designer and fashion blogger is back after a brief hiccup. Everyone, do please follow @just-a-sad-sad-frog and keep up with Frogue magazine.
If you do not, I feel I will be displeased. You would not want that, correct?
