i don’t know everything

independent maura isles from rizzoli & isles. written by mk.

[queenofthedeads]

it’s maura’s birthday everyone say happy birthday maura 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[queenofthedeads]

it’s maura’s birthday everyone say happy birthday maura 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[queenofthedeads]

has it been total radio silence on here? yes.

do i have an excuse? also yes.

i did a big undergrad research project last year, and despite some setbacks, my paper is officially being published and i’ve been offline riding that happiness wave.

hopefully i’ll get things movin around here again, because i love maura and i love y’all and hope things are going well for you too <3

[queenofthedeads]

has it been total radio silence on here? yes.

do i have an excuse? also yes.

i did a big undergrad research project last year, and despite some setbacks, my paper is officially being published and i’ve been offline riding that happiness wave.

hopefully i’ll get things movin around here again, because i love maura and i love y’all and hope things are going well for you too <3

[roachsource]

𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 iii. out of context quotes from the podcast. ( pt. i / pt. ii ) edited for rp use; edit as you see fit!

❝ your ass size doesn’t look innocent. ❞

❝ i wonder how it’s gonna feel to be shot by a gun. ❞

❝ wanna get more bummed out? ❞

❝ i can’t stop touching my face. ❞

❝ PHONE for help, don’t PRAY for help. ❞

❝ how about just don’t be a piece of shit, a little bit? ❞

❝ too dark? too bad. ❞

❝ it was all my drug problem. the end! ❞

❝ jesus has been talking to me a little bit too, and told me to break up with you. ❞

❝ i think you’re wrong, but i love you. ❞

❝ there’s no way to be positive when you’re conscious. ❞

❝ i’m the mayor of the fuckin’ frump zone. ❞

❝ i have no idea what’s going on most of the time. ❞

❝ gross. that’s why i fucking hate literature. ❞

❝ no, i’m not gonna do your dumb thing. ❞

❝ just a boiling, scalding, vat of affection … ❞

❝ i gotta ass and a half this one. ❞

❝ starts bad. gets worse. that’s our guarantee to you. ❞

❝ please ask me anything, i love lying. ❞

❝ it’s because we’re bitches, and we don’t have to be fucking polite to other people. ❞

❝ i would cry right now if i weren’t on a ton of pharmaceuticals. ❞

❝ that’ll clean you right out. ❞

❝ i hope we never get stabbed. ❞

❝ listen, here at ____, we’re talking mad shit. ❞

❝ hey, how’s the rotting going? ❞

❝ god, this is normal. ❞

❝ i would like to quickly apologize for my hair. ❞

❝ don’t forget to worship satan. ❞

❝ no, i was not on drugs. just stupid. ❞

❝ i’ve got the biggest conspiracy theory boner right now. ❞

[queenofthedeads]

was in the mood to write but i just found out more of my fall semester is fucked up and now i’m upsetti™ soooooooo i’ll be around at a later time tehe

[queenofthedeads]

“It’s really hard trying to fit in…that’s part of the reason I spend my day with dead people.”

indie Maura Isles from Rizzoli and Isles, written by mk !

( credits corner: 1 & 2 ! )

[queenofthedeads]

me, who has had the new dash for the whole time having this blog but didn’t even know it: 👁👄👁

anyway here’s my disco (that i should use more) if you’d like to add me on there

[queenofthedeads]

hey y’all!

just an update that i’m going on a trip for the next week so i may not be around much.

i’m taking my laptop for Netflix & stuff and I may pop around on here but I don’t guarantee it.

i’ll be around on mobile and probably disco (mk’s internet corner#7017) so feel free to message me if you wanna chat or plot or anything at all !

[meladoodle]

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

[queenofthedeads]

hey y’all!

just an update that i’m going on a trip for the next week so i may not be around much.

i’m taking my laptop for Netflix & stuff and I may pop around on here but I don’t guarantee it.

i’ll be around on mobile and probably disco (mk’s internet corner#7017) so feel free to message me if you wanna chat or plot or anything at all !

[queenofthedeads]

@devouet​ sent: ❛ i like your outfit. ❜ // mindhunter prompts

A big “ Thank you ! ” was her immediate response, with a smile she couldn’t stop from spreading on her face. Maura always thought of herself as fashion conscious, especially with the work-friendly blue dress and blazer combo that also went well with a white lab coat.

“ It’s designer, all the rage on the Parisian runway. ” 

[queenofthedeads]

bornbreathless​:

“You’d be no good at poker.” And then her brain catches up to the last part, and Char stares incredulously. “You get hives from guessing?”

“Yes...” She trailed off for a moment, her brow instantly furrowing with slight embarrassment, “Less so now...and guesses are not the same as theories or hypotheses or inferences.”

[queenofthedeads]

“It’s really hard trying to fit in…that’s part of the reason I spend my day with dead people.”

indie Maura Isles from Rizzoli and Isles, written by mk !

( credits corner: 1 & 2 ! )

[queenofthedeads]

@asperad​ liked for a starter !

“ You can never be too busy for brunch ! ”

It had already taken some convincing to get Stella out with her to show her around Boston, and being swamped with cases for three whole weeks hadn’t helped, but she was determined and today was the day.

[queenofthedeads]

@brokenspy​ liked for a starter !

“ It’s public record that the CIA’s budget is in the billions, and the CIA Museum has hundreds of intelligence ‘artifacts,’ ”

She included air quotes around ‘artifacts,’ “ You have to have some neat spy gadgets at your disposal ! ”

Maura raised her eyebrows at the other woman. She had always been curious about advances in covert technology ever since reading about cameras being strapped to pigeons to snap secret photos in the 1940s.

[morgue-legs]

you catch killers by getting into their heads, but you also allow them into your own.