i ♡ the gays -slimecicle

hey slimers! im sloshing around. stay queer, my little slime babies!

[lgbtqiatext]

[codecicle-archive]

the slimecicle sexuality cinematic universe seems to be thriving

[codecicle-archive]

everyday i wake up and see a new slimecicle with a new sexuality on the dash. what would happen if they all combined and became one big acronym. slgbtq

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

gay people are awesome!

[runningwithhelicopters]

[lesbian-slimecicle]

w-when….. what….. what???? I’m so confused….

-heterosexual slimecicle

hey buddy we play for the same team here. girlkisser slimecicle club

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

[lesbian-slimecicle]

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

wait, no, that’s not what I meant! I’m just- REALLY confused.

sorry.

[coreycornelius]

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

im homophobic slimecicle

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

why are you homophobic, bro.

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

it doesnt matter why. stop asking

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

do you think it might be an internal issue, my friend? are you homophobic because you feel insecure. talk to me, i believe in you.

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

im not INSECURE. thats fucking stupid im normal. because im STRAIGHT. like MEN SHOULD BE. i dont need to talk about my feelings because im NOT insecure

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

do you think that maybe the way that men are raised in society might be harming you, slimecicle? think about it, not being able to talk about your feelings isn't a good thing. you're not less of a man because you open up to someone.

homophobic slimecicle, what's hurting you? when i look at you, i see a badly damaged individual.

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

leave me alone youre just like the rest of them

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

im literally straight & im trying to help

[gay-slimecicle]

I'm charlie Slimecicle and there's nothing I love more than big buff oiled up gay men at the club

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

i look at big buff men all the time and i appreciate them for their personality. #ally i support you my gay brethren

[lesbian-slimecicle]

oh yeah

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

i really like girls! :). supporting you all ♡

[lesbian-slimecicle]

w-when….. what….. what???? I’m so confused….

-heterosexual slimecicle

hey buddy we play for the same team here. girlkisser slimecicle club

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

[lesbian-slimecicle]

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

wait, no, that’s not what I meant! I’m just- REALLY confused.

sorry.

[coreycornelius]

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

im homophobic slimecicle

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

why are you homophobic, bro.

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

it doesnt matter why. stop asking

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

do you think it might be an internal issue, my friend? are you homophobic because you feel insecure. talk to me, i believe in you.

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

im not INSECURE. thats fucking stupid im normal. because im STRAIGHT. like MEN SHOULD BE. i dont need to talk about my feelings because im NOT insecure

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

do you think that maybe the way that men are raised in society might be harming you, slimecicle? think about it, not being able to talk about your feelings isn't a good thing. you're not less of a man because you open up to someone.

homophobic slimecicle, what's hurting you? when i look at you, i see a badly damaged individual.

[lesbian-slimecicle]

w-when….. what….. what???? I’m so confused….

-heterosexual slimecicle

hey buddy we play for the same team here. girlkisser slimecicle club

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

[lesbian-slimecicle]

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

wait, no, that’s not what I meant! I’m just- REALLY confused.

sorry.

[coreycornelius]

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

im homophobic slimecicle

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

why are you homophobic, bro.

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

it doesnt matter why. stop asking

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

do you think it might be an internal issue, my friend? are you homophobic because you feel insecure. talk to me, i believe in you.

[lesbian-slimecicle]

w-when….. what….. what???? I’m so confused….

-heterosexual slimecicle

hey buddy we play for the same team here. girlkisser slimecicle club

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

but… I don’t understand… we already have a trans slimecicle… are you… are you afab somehow??? or……??

[lesbian-slimecicle]

wow god forbid lesbians do anything……

[heterosexual-slimecicle]

wait, no, that’s not what I meant! I’m just- REALLY confused.

sorry.

[coreycornelius]

i get it man, you're trying your best. at least you aren't like that other guy (ahem.... @homophobic-slimecicle)

[maybe-genderqueer-slimecicle]

im homophobic slimecicle

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

why are you homophobic, bro.

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

i get lesbians. i love women too.

[aroace-slimecicle]

thank you queer ally slimecicle

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

its not any problem, gooper. im just doing my job supporting women. #femnimsmsnfmsm

[queer-ally-slimecicle]

i get lesbians. i love women too.