fancy a game?

jamie/lee. ao3: adlerirene !! (main: @lushed)

[erikiensherr]

Every time I miss the charger port on my phone I have the need to text @queerneto about it 🙈

[queerneto]

LMFAO real i can never escape the sh*rlock phase

[wellnoe]

"She was probably just an innocent babe like me when she first became an X-man"

[ids in ALT]

[hellfiremistress]

Emma Frost by @joëllejones

[bloodlustingrabbit]

X-men by Sebastián Von Buchwald

[frukostbuffe]

staff photo for www. charlesxavierschool. com 

[stryfeposting]

magneto... kind of a milf.

[mavspeed]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 6/7 Fandom: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Azazel & Erik Lehnsherr, Hank McCoy & Charles Xavier Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Azazel (X-Men), Hank McCoy, Sebastian Shaw, Emma Frost, Other X-Men Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Alternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen, Alternate Universe - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Fusion, Angst, Attempt at Humor, Hate Sex, Non-Linear Narrative, idk man this is just a mr & mrs smith cherik au, Charles Xavier is a Little Shit, Erik Lehnsherr Being an Asshole, but they’re both assholes so, Unreliable Narrator Summary:

“Now,” Mr Howlett says, and clicks his irritatingly pink pen. “How happy are you with your marriage? On a scale of one to ten.”

“Eight,” Charles says.

“That’s a rubbish scale,” Erik says. “You can’t fucking measure happiness on a scale. How are we supposed to know how much happiness differs between each number? What, are we just supposed to guess? Also, does one mean most happy or least happy? Also-”

Charles closes his eyes and looks like he wants to suffocate himself using one of the cushions.

*

Charles Haller and Erik Eisenhardt meet at a bar, fall in love, and get married. Neither of them know that the other is an assassin working for a rival agency- but they’re about to find out real soon. Apologies for the long wait but heres the next chapter!

[amimochi]

[Cherik Sounds of the music AU! - Charles was teaching literature at a Christian school but also secretly teaching his students about biology and evolution so he was kicked out. Sister Moira helped him find his new job as a governor/private tutor at the Lensher household. There he meets Capt. Erik and his six children(three adopted and three on his own). Charles quickly finds out that in this household the first rule is indeed discipline, but that rule will soon come to change.]

My Cherik Sounds of the Music AU! made a return! It is based on this post from all those years ago(6 years ago to be exact!) Thank you @randomstufffromotherblogs for the request for their dancing scene.

[vintage-foods]

x-doodles

(edit: added boom boom)

[wellnoe]

I know this isn't what you usually draw but I would ADORE to see your Polaris and Magneto. Or only one of them and you would make me the happiest person!

Love your wonderful work. ❤

polaris, dressed for the silver age

[id: a digitial drawing of lorna dane. she is in her silver age costume, with her knees tucked up to her chest. she is looking up worriedly toward the corner of the picture./end id]

[ikkibaguni]

[chesspens]

Guys I made a trashy comic, I only used reference for magneto lol, so jubilee, rogue and scott look very different.

[animusrox]

X-Men (2000) dir. Bryan Singer

[616wandasdarkhold]

Hellfire Gala ‘21-‘22 Covers by David Nakayama

david knows what he be doing with these damn covers like omg absolutely served

[eggbagelz]

My chemical car theft

[knightwayne]

[artbytesslyn]

Wives wives wives wives they’re wives

[queerneto]

@insertmeaningfulusername