white people zoo

studying the habits and culture of white people

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people think that kinky black hair looks like 'pubes' but their attempts at dreds (which, on white people is actually just a filthy, tangled rats' nest) look good?

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why are white people so soft?

Look familiar?

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why don't most whites in america know how to dance?

My research has shown that this is a worldwide phenomenon that isn't isolated in the Americas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1WjsdCwx6c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgguEZCE3Dk

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people think black jokes are okay?

I think it's because all the white jokes are too bland, but it doesn't make it right or acceptable.

I don't know why they don't understand that, though.

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do you always see a white person performing a dangerous stunt? Is their life too boring? Do they lack fear?

I have a feeling that it's because they feel like they're invincible and that they have defeated everything, including death. Luckily, that isn't the case and many die doing ridiculous things like trying to jump over buses on a motorcycle.

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people have such a hard time saying what's on their minds?

I suspect it's because they're usually wrong, but my friend who's a white sociologist is going to get back to me on that.

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people feel the need to talk about being white?

That's racist.

(Just kidding!)

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

What the fuck is a "chicken cutlet"?!

I really don't know. I think it's the innards of a chicken, deepfried?

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people get hurt so easily?

My research hasn't turned up any results on this, but my hypothesis is that whatever the cause is may be the same thing that makes them so prone to sunburn.

Hope that helps!

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why are white women....?

Europe is why.

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

is white people came from pig?

Most evidence points in that direction, yes.

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people have all the solutions, if they have none of the problems?

[9gag]

[elusivemulatto]

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people think it's okay to reblog questions bout white people?

I have no answers.

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people get upset when they find out I don't give a fuck about their views on culture or racial disparity?

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people love danger?

[questionsaboutwhitepeople]

Why do white people need to be the center of attention?