Quicksilver Fast

run, boy, run. this world is was not mad for you. run, boy, run, they're trying to stop you. run, boy, run. this race is a prophecy. run, boy, run. break out from society !!

[quickcrsilver]

“ figured this would be the only gift you got today. use this to give your hand a night off! 

xo,  billy ”

[musesgonnamuse]

my mother was a GENIUS

my father commanded RESPECT

when they died they left no INSTRUCTIONS

just a legacy to PROTECT

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wickdkaplan:

“ what is your type then, smart ass? “ billy nods, tossing his controller down and leaning back into the sofa. “ does this mean we have to start training then because I’m feeling lazy?”

    “ noneya business, that’s my type. ”  tommy scoffs, shaking his head.  “ nah, no way.  training isn’t as boring as your crap video games, but it’s damn close. ”  

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futzinghawkeye:

“I’m sorry did you twine is the coolest thing you’ve seen today? Tommy if you’re that bored come over, we’ll steal my dads boat, we’ll watch movies, anything but twine.”

“ shh, shh, pretty lady, ” tommy says, putting his fingers to his lips.  “ you had me at steal your dad’s boat. ”

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[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you [text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel. ( billy )

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[ text ; kraplan ] listen,,,,,buddy.......they weren’t putting enough jalapenos on my sandwich.  i needed more, they didn’t like the way i asked for them appARENTLY.

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[ text ; kraplan ] SHE KNEW ABOUT THAT?

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[ text ; kraplan ] okay, but did you see ??? how lovingly he folded it ??? i’m gonna marry that guy

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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wickdkaplan:

  “ he’s the tall lean meat that follows gramps everywhere because he’s mysterious and bad. “ billy rolls his eyes and shuts the game off. “ whatcha wanna play? smash? mario kart? “

“ oh, the ugly-hot one that you try and flirt with?  nah, not my type. ”  tommy shrugs his shoulders now.  “ nah, no more games.  they make me all twitchy. ”

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wickdkaplan:

   “ you say that like you also don’t stare at pyro’s ass and i know that’s not true. “ he let out another cheer as he delivered a knock out hit to tommy’s character. “ pay attention at least, tommy. “

   “ i’ve never even heard of pyro, much less looked at his perky butt.  i can’t believe you’re accusing me of that. ”  tommy gives a huff when billy knocked him out, tossing the controller.  “ fuck it, it’s boring. ”

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wickdkaplan:

    “ i can’t believe. i just totally destroyed you in that round, you’re playing like you’ve never even heard of Mortal Kombat! Honestly, I’m pounding down on a muffin and wrecking this. “

    “ and you, you fuckin’ nerd, sound like the  straightest  dude on the planet.  are you sure you’re the gay one? ”

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dcvilred:

      ‘  you didn’t like    untwine the world’s largest ball of twine to make those regular sized balls of twine, did you  ?  i’m not sure how i’d feel about being an accomplice to twine theft.  ’

    “ well, damn - ” tommy puts a hand to his forehead.  “ you caught me, dude.  you CAUGHT me.  but if you turn me in, i’m totally taking you down with me. ”

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milesmoralcs:

“Huh. I’ve HEARD it all now,” he said with a laugh. “But I’m gonna need to SEE proof before I believe it. And dude, don’t call me snail. More embarrassing for you than me, honestly.”

    “ time and place, snail.  i’ll give you proof. ”  tommy’s grinning from ear to ear now, bouncing his weight from one foot to the other.  power nap is forgotten in favor of possibly showing off.

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assassinnotforhire:

          “i had no idea that was actually a thing. but – yeah, why the hell not. never know when twine can come in handy.”

     “ my guy !!  you’re the first person to say yes, yet.  i’m so happy i could ruffle your rakishly disheveled hair.  you totally look like a guy who could be on the cover of a smutty paperback about pirates. ”

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thegreenbcy:

“I wouldnt mind to have one to play with if im bored.” Gar chuckled a little as he shrugged. “ As a cat you know..”

    “ like....the anime girls who wear act like cats?  is this an anime thing, dude? ”

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"I've always hated turnips." Lorna

    “ oh, my god.  lorna doone... we’re --- gosh, we’re so alike.  i’m shook. ”

[quickcrsilver]

“A heart is a heavy burden.”

  “ what’s a heart?  sounds fake, i don’t have one. ”

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 if y’all want a starter on my angel tommy shepherd, or actual trashlord st. john allerdyce can you like this post for something random or comment if you want a particular one of my boys.  if you’ve got more than one character, let me know the url you want it for!  i’m in the mood to start some new interactions on my kiddos here.

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redheadliss:

“Well that makes two of us. But really, is that a real thing?!”

   “ of course it’s a thing !!  everything’s a thing. ”