It's a blessing and a purse.

Jamie. 20. Enthusiast.

[jwasontodd]

Cartoon Network 2002 & 2012.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kickassleslie]

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled -married to hot blonde -their wives are amazing and too good for them -have three children -actual human disasters -bisexual

[90stvqueen]

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

[whitepeopletwitter]

[internet]

[burzumss]

Female Trouble (1974)

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[thequantumqueer]

Concept:

The Scottish Play, but it’s set in a fast food restaurant and everyone’s killing each other over who gets to be the manager and its played completely straight

[thequantumqueer]

McBeth

[thequantumqueer]

so i just learned that this is already a thing that exists and christopher walken plays macduff, and i desperately need to watch this movie

[nerd-is-my-noun]

Holy shit. I remember that one. The witches are portrayed by 3 garbagemen and instead of saying “when Birnham Wood to Dunsinane comes”, they say he’ll be defeated “when pigs fly”. This is fulfilled when a police helicopter lands on the roof.

[thequantumqueer]

H O L Y    S H I T

[eyeknowtheway]

he was sleepy but he did it for science

[thefleshmustgrow]

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[weepingwitch]

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

[revolution-girlstylenow]

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

[afka-weyn-deactivated20151228]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[sketchdeath]

when will modern directors be bold enough to give us a fight seen choreographed to tained love

[valtsv]

sometimes i feel i’ve got to

[GUNSHOT] [GUNSHOT]

RUN AWAY

[sad-plath]

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

[sloppystyle]

[mataburt]

SWEEP THE LEG!

[theres-something-complicated]

[thewildernesssremains-deactivat]

The energy I strive to exude 🙏🏼🔥