ok but like: great comet middle school au
•natasha and mary are sixth graders
•pierre, sonya, helene, anatole and dolokhov are seventh graders
•andrey, marya and balaga are eight graders
•marya is the school president, so she has to attend all those meetings and shit and she bakes brownies for all of them.
•helene goes 2 and makes better brownies than marya and marya is just like, “lmaooooo this Bitch!!!!”
•pierre and helene are Technically dating cause they forgot to change their Facebook statuses.
•pierre is that seventh grader who’s like fourteen and everyone else is twelve so everyone says he’s Old™
•pierre is going through one of those “welcome 2 my twisted mind” phases. his screen name is xx_dust&ashes_xx
•pierre has a crush on natasha and andrey.
•everyone has a crush on natasha except sonya (cousins) marya (second cousins) and dolokhov (he’s gay.)
•natasha is going through a “not like the other girls” phase.
•natasha got with andrey like two weeks before he went on independent study. they’re Facebook offical.
•anatole is that one kid who during lunch go does whatever he wants to do then goes to eat.
•I’d say anatole was going through a fuckboy phase but he always is so its not a phase.
•anatole and dolokhov are “best friends” because anatole pulls a no homo every time ngl.
•helene has a Reputation™ of getting with every guy ever but she only dated pierre.
•helene is openly bi let’s be real.
•helene and dolokhov made out once cause dolokhov was having compulsory heterosexuality issues.
•mary is only known for being Andrey’s sister.
•she has a crush on Natasha.
•sonya goes to the library and reads. sometimes after school natasha and her re-shelf books.
•Balaga is the eight grader everyone is friends with.
•when natasha and anatole get together for like a week there’s a shit ton of drama when the first person notices Natasha’s face book relationship change from “in a relationship with andrey bolkonsky” to “it’s complicated” then to “in a relationship.” and everyone assumes it’s andrey and she forgot to put his name in there, but rumors still spread.
•dolokhov’s is “it’s complicated.”
•someone notices nat and anatole kissing behind the locker room during fourth period PE and starts a rumor but no one
•anatole and nat pass notes in class, and Anatole drops one for nat during the five minutes between subjects and sonya picks it up.
•sonya tells nat that this is a Bad Idea and nat doesn’t listen.
•marya finds the letter. everything goes to shit cause the entire school can’t stop gossiping about this.
•natasha stays at home for a week.
•pierre goes to helene and anatoles place and scares the shit out of Anatole and he has to transfer schools.
•pierre and natasha talk. the next Monday, they walk into school hand and hand.
•then andrey shows up two weeks to all the drama with his independent study assignments and Starbucks.
•mary asks natasha out on a movie date its Cute.
•marya balaga and andrey graduate.
•balaga dabs when he gets his diploma.
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