Oh Boy

claire babey!!!! VA/NY/GA/TX?

[only1600kids]

“One of the best feelings in this world is having the love of your life close to you”

— 3 am quotes (via suspend)

[tohkyo]

[nickholmes]

[mubyon]

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

[rottinghaven]

me trying to tell a joke

[quiltedrobots]

Great British Baking Show judges during the technical challenge

Mary: Paul, your forbidden fruit gilded currant plait looks delightful

Paul: Mary, the key to this bake is to have grown up your entire life with the sole intention of baking this exactly once and then dying

Mary: you've been rather scarce on the instructions, haven't you?

Paul: yes, I really want to test the baker's knowledge of the arcane, so I've left them a simple note to go fuck themselves and a loaded gun

Mary: oh you are cruel Paul! *they both chuckle and put both entire hands into the baked good before them*

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sometimes im really glad i was born at the time i was, because i watch a lot of videos of people doing “old world” artisan shit and in the age of me being able to see virtually anything ever on the internet and being just short of able to DO anything ever, that is still the coolest shit on earth to me, and im worried that if i was born in the 1500s or something and i made a day trip to pick up a new barrel to salt cure my meats in or whatever, i would just like, see the cooper doing his shit and just lose it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the local smithy in 1581: *beating some red hot metal shit with a BIG ass hammer*

me, 15 years old w 3 children and smallpox:

[taurusgirl13-deactivated2014081]

[otigre]

me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house

[bob-belcher]

[misswendybird]

This is my cat, Mr. Jarvis. The other night we discovered that Build-a-Bear clothes are remarkably cat-friendly. He loves us, I promise.

[brittanybutler]

gordo was the truth

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I was Gordo

[bitcoinenthusiast990]

four horsemen of the apocalypse

[kruel-kid]

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget