QuirkyLittleBitch

Përshëndetje Shqipëria!!!- Albanian :)

[quirkylittlebitch]

what are you doing for halloween??? 

[unamusedsloth]

Unnecessary Explosions.

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[danwasonfireonce]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

[danwasonfireonce]

this is the best day ever 

[danwasonfireonce]

of course you are

[dashytkaaa]

No, you cant be so sweet

[thatjulythirteenth]

Advertising YA heard taylorswift

[swiftabulous22]

This is the best thing ever

taylorswift

[thatjulythirteenth]

I’m so weird 

[taylorswift]

I just love you so much.

[dick-purple-blog]

 A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD

After 15 minutes

45 minutes

1 hour and 45 minutes

2 hours and 15 minutes

3 and a haf hours

4 hours and 45 minutes

6 hours

6 hours and 45 minutes

8 hours

8 hours and 45 minutes

9 and a half hours

[i-am-of-asgard-deactivated20140]

so when you take LSD you become a goddess 

[louisepentland]

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[discipleofpuck]

marriage is fucked up

[lordticklefish-deactivated20201]

Evil Spirit: FUCK, THERE’S 8 WOMEN ALL WEARING THE SAME COLORED DRESS AND ONE IN WHITE, FUCKING WHICH ONE IS THE DAMN BRIDE?! DAMN IT, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT OF HERE

[ne0nihilism]

actually originally the bride and all the bridesmaids wore the exact same dress and veiled their faces heavily. Which one was exactly the bride wasn’t revealed until the very last minute.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

There are kind Slytherins.

There are brave Hufflepuffs.

There are some stupid Ravenclaws.

There are twisted Gryffindors.

Your House doesn’t define you.

And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.

[twerker]

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

[damianmcgintleman]

[officiallightningmcqueen]

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

[lesmiserablephantom]

since 1987. 

[imdoingstuffandthingslori]

[pr1nceshawn]

Halloween Costumes For Anyone Who Is Lazy, Cheap… Or Just A Big Fan Of Puns.

[luciawestwick]

Benedict Cumberbatch cumberbombs cumberwax. (x)

[perny]

HE FUCKING DID IT

[tessanetting]

He can’t be real.

[museum-of-artifacts]

2,000-year-old roman face cream with visible, ancient fingermarks

Preserved within a small tin canister, the cream was discovered during excavations by Pre-Construct Archaeology of a Roman temple precinct on Tabard Street, Southwark in 2003. The main constituent of the cream was animal fat mixed with starch and tin oxide.

[dreamingofdoctorwho]

imagine if they got a clear finger print from that

and then, just for shits and giggles, they put it into a police data base or whatever 

and, one day, there’s a murder. the only evidence anyone was there is a hand print. and one of the fingerprints matches the 2,000 year old one.

suddenly, they begin to find more and more unsolved murders that all have a similar trend: only one piece of evidence to tell who the murderer was, and it’s a hand print or a finger print of some kind, and it’s always the same person. its the same one thats been happening for decades… maybe even hundreds of years…

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

HOLY SHIT

[alternativecheese-deactivated20]

write a book

[katharinemoe]

Please please please do.

[thewhatever]

[captainkrail]

Definitely report that.

[nzswiftie1-deactivated20210902]

This is what our day consisted of… 

BE A BAE AND BUY 1989!

Please reblog xxx 

[taylorswift]

Hero status. I can’t believe you did this!!!!!

[chupalaprofe]

[jeauxker]

I remember this… Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

[truestfeminist]

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

[methotrex8]

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

[bassist-bitch]

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

[nokiaofficial-blog]

finally someone said it

[gabezila]

the fact that their url is truestfeminist kinda says a lot about this site