Nori scratched his beard, looking around. "How drunk did I get last night..."

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Nori scratched his beard, looking around. "How drunk did I get last night..."
Beard Down, Belly Up///Open Starter
Nori hiccuped, raising his ale cup in the air, the bubbly foam in his beard exploding over the table as he roared out the chorus to the song he was singing.
"The work is done," hiccup, "It's time to fill our cups! So 'ear m' now m' dwarven lads, beards down bellies up!"
He drained the last bit of ale, then rose to unsteady feet. There had to be more ale around here somewhere. After all, he had found this cup easily enough, hadn't he? He was looking into it, hoping it would magically refill, when he bumped into someone.
"What?" His words were slurred, "Move outta m' way."
"I know he isn’t like us!" Ori snapped and already regretted it. It wasn’t the first time she was warned about her choice in love, especially when it came to their social status. "I-I know." She looked down and pouted.
But she blushed as she still couldn’t believe she had been caught. Even more so by her brother. She thought that it was a relatively safe place to do their more risky act since it was a more deserted ally but of course she was wrong. “You’re right. I won’t do it again. I swear.”
Nori rolled his eyes, putting his hands on her shoulders.
"C'mon pup, look at m'." He sighed, shaking his head before touching his forehead to hers. He hated to make her angry, or sad, but he sometimes thought that Ori was too naive. Life wasn't like the books or the stories. It was life. You had to be prepared. No matter how well you shielded yourself, or how much you believed that you were going to find love and everything would be gold and diamonds all of your life, sometimes believing in it wasn't enough.
"I don't care if y' do it." He smiled softly, "Just don't do it where an older brother can see. It's not good for m' heart, ya know."
My muse storms into your muse's room, wearing nothing but their sexiest underwear. They're fuming at your muse, ignoring how little they're wearing and screaming the house down. How does yours react?
“I mean Gimli, Gloin’s son here.” Gimli bowed low, and the axe slipped from his belt and clattered on the ground. ”Hoom, hm! Ah now,” said Treebeard, looking dark-eyed at him. “A dwarf and an axe-bearer! Hoom! I have good will to Elves, but you ask much. This is a strange friendship!” “Strange it may seem,” said Legolas; “but while Gimli lives I shall not come to Fangorn alone.”
PARTS OF THE BOOK THAT WEREN’T IN THE MOVIE
Ori took in a deep breath to calm herself before she spoke again. “I love him Nori! Fili he’s.. He’s my one. My only. My best friend. My lover. This isn’t some passing fling. What we have is real.”“
Nori rolls his eyes, but doesn't say anything to take away what he feels like is the illusion of love. If Ori wants to believe in it, that's more than fine. Just as long as he's not the only one that has to pick up the pieces when it all falls apart, like love is wont to do.
"If y' say so. But remember. He's not like us. He's royal, heir t' a throne. And don't take yer fuckin' pants off where I can stumble across it and see it, for th' love of diamonds. Or I'll start fondlin' m' lasses out here in th' open where everyone can see too."
"I wasn’t just seducing him for some quickie! I-it’s much more than that…"
Nori blinked slowly.
"Start talkin', and start talkin' fast."
Fili smiled weakly, deciding that commenting on how tightly Nori was holding him would be a bad idea.
"I won’… I promise…" he stammered.
Nori patted him on the cheek, a smile sharp enough to cut glass on his face.
"Such a good lad. Run along now, I've got to have a talk wit' me lil' Ori."
"Um… the opposite of what you are thinking?"
"Well, I was thinkin', this couldn't possibly be mah lil' Ori, wit' no pants on, jacket open, tryin' t' seduce one of th' heirs t' th' throne for a roll around in th' hay."
Fili shook his head.
"Nope! Never!"
Nori threw his arm over Fili's shoulder, hugging him tight enough to make a popping noise.
"I ever tell you how much of a smart lad I thought ya were?" His eyes twinkled as he looked at the young Dwarf. "Hope ye don't prove me wrong anytime soon."
List of Drabble Prompts
((OOC: This will be reposted periodically, just to give people a chance to request them. It is an insanely long list, yes, I do apologize, but seriously. Send me a prompt in my ask and I’ll write up a drabble the best I can ^-^ As the tags say, please make sure our characters have interacted, otherwise it’s going to be one of those ‘Oh boy, how do I do this’ flying from the seat of my pants stuff -chuckles-))
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason
Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave
Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa
Dream: My character will have a dream about your character
Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare.
Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.
Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa.
Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa.
Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character.
Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together.
Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer
Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa.
Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa.
Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa.
Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.
Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’
Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.
Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character
Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner
Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body
Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun
Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.
Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify.
Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason.
Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.
Give Me: my character will give yours a gift
Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify.
Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three.
Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick.
Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.
Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.
Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it.
Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours.
Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours.
Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character.
Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light.
Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify.
Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.
Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa.
Gloves: How my character deals with news from yours, Specify
Snow: Our characters in the cold together.
Rain: I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.
Kill: I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours.
Love: I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours.
Lust: I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together.
Date: I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.
Defend: I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours.
Fight: I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours.
Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together
Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another
Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other
Stars: Our characters under the stars together
Snow: Our characters in the cold together
Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other
Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together.
Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight
Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present
Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other
Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.
"You better find them then."
"NORI! D-don’t look! Um this isn’t what it looks like!"
"Oh? And then what exactly is it supposed t' be?"
"Oh Fee~ I seem to have lost my pants."
"I… uh…"
"You better find them then."
"I didn’ do nothin’ Nori, I swear…"
"Oh, I know you wouldn't." Nori crossed his arms and stared at him, "You wouldn't be that silly t' do anythin', would ye?"
"Oh Fee~ I seem to have lost my pants."
"I… uh…"
"You better find them then."
Where in th' fuck is m' dear brother.
If dwarves were elves… (Here’s the Dori, Nori and Ori version)
Since Bifur, Bofur and Bombur aren’t related to the others, they would be some slightly weird wood elves :D
(I’d love to draw all the dwarves as elves ;w; Not sure if I’ll be able to find enough time though…)
C'mon all ye hairy lasses,
and come ah swimmin' wit' a thief,
I won't steal yer heart, or at least I won't try,
but I warn you that I just might.