Quotes From David and David @quotesformdavidanddavid-blog - Tumblr Blog

Day 61

“At this rate, Starbucks will have an entrance exam” ~David

Day 61

“You the type of nigga to listen to radio Disney” ~David

Day 60

“You the type of nigga to wipe your ass with both sides of the toilet paper” ~David

Day 60

“You the type of nigga to take a shit and wipe it wait a handkerchief putting back into your pocket” ~David

Day 60

“You’re so gay both of your dads disowned you” ~David

Day 59

“I watch porn for its plot” ~David

Day 59

“You the type of nigga to go to the bathroom, sit down, fart them flush then put the seat down and wipe your ass.” ~David

Day 59

“You the type of nigga to piss from your ass hole” ~David

Day 58

“You the type of nigga to have a camel toe as a male” ~David

Day 58

“I don’t want to be turned into a statistic” ~David

Day 58

“millicentimeter" ~David

Day 57

“Why you gotta act like a clitours all sensitive and shit“ ~David

Day 57

“Imma start jacking off you better leave” ~David

Day 57

“I think I bought a longer knife than I wanted” ~David

Day 245.78

“When you remove the Rex In a T Rex all you get a Velociraptor” ~High David

Day 245.78

“Stop Supporting Abortions, Children can die from that” ~Sex with Jizz involved

Day 245.78

“Stop supporting The Gays and start supporting abortions!” ~David With Sex Involved

Quotes From David and David