Persephone: Zagreus is going to college, so i’m putting together a care package!
Hades: why did he ask you to send 27 jars of coconut oil...?
Persephone: maybe he’s baking some pies
Coconut oil can be used as a replacement for blood...
Zagreus, very flustered: hahah, right! Blood stuff...
Thanatos: *hides naked under his bed*












