the flame is my beacon

the blood is my sacrifice. hey. my name is dave. ask me a question. i will know the answer. Pesterchum: temporaGladius [Part of the Spookbound AU]

[quoththeravenman]

god damn its been a few months

sorry yall life got busy

[unfxttered-blog]

More like, you led the good life while I was your cooking slave.

[quoththeravenman]

shut up armin

[quoththeravenman]

god damn its been a few months

sorry yall life got busy

[ask-the-confident-vampire-deact]

Send Me a ♡ If your muse Has a Crush on my muse.

[quoththeravenman]

[quoththeravenman]

i lost my internet connection last night can you like this if i owe you a reply,,

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

[im-your-demon-deactivated201403]

Imagine when you find your soulmate, your heart starts to glow red. Send me "♥" for my muses reaction to it happening when our muses meet.

[hellopartypeoples]

[cicero-of-cyrodiil]

Ooh!

[quoththeravenman]

>Appear next to this jumbled mess of sugar and laughter and sit down, expecting the preening to begin immediately. You have not patience to fuck around. You want your head rubbins, damn it all.

[whatawfnhakjdf]

>You’re not going to lie, when he appeared it scared the shit out of you. But you’re good. You shift behind him, folding your legs under yourself and reaching over to run your hands through his hair. When you spot an unpreened feather, you move a hand to it rubbing it lightly with your index finger and your thumb.

"Birb is here! Hello!"

[quoththeravenman]

>You coo because ohhh yeeeaaahhh that's the stuff, you have been waiting to be preened for far too long. You lean back into the touch, warbling and humming happily. This is a good day.

"Yes, hello, it is I, the birb. Thank you for doing this, unholy shit, I love being preened."

[quoththeravenman]

id make a vent blog but i feel that it would mostly be made up of existential crises and nobody wants to see that shit

[quoththeravenman]

too late i already have a sugary weirdo doing that thats what you get for caling me old

[corvuskin-deactivated20140726]

GROANS

[quoththeravenman]

ha!

[quoththeravenman]

small tiny little baby child

[corvuskin-deactivated20140726]

i am almost an 8th grader this is ridiculous i am practically an adult

[quoththeravenman]

oh my darklord dave i am 600 years old and you are an infant

[corvuskin-deactivated20140726]

haha youre like an old man omfg

[quoththeravenman]

too late i already have a sugary weirdo doing that thats what you get for caling me old

[quoththeravenman]

i can actually just kind of appear over there so no need for that hocus pocus

[whatawfnhakjdf]

oh! well that’s cool i guess.

i’ll be waiting.

[quoththeravenman]

>Appear next to this jumbled mess of sugar and laughter and sit down, expecting the preening to begin immediately. You have not patience to fuck around. You want your head rubbins, damn it all.

[quoththeravenman]

i can do that im up for that

[whatawfnhakjdf]

i am 25 years old and asking to be brushed.

coords?

[quoththeravenman]

i can actually just kind of appear over there so no need for that hocus pocus

[quoththeravenman]

well my feathers are actually in my wings so not necessarily

[whatawfnhakjdf]

you should probably brush me afterwards.

[quoththeravenman]

i can do that im up for that

[quoththeravenman]

small tiny little baby child

[corvuskin-deactivated20140726]

i am almost an 8th grader this is ridiculous i am practically an adult

[quoththeravenman]

oh my darklord dave i am 600 years old and you are an infant

[quoththeravenman]

hello little one

[corvuskin-deactivated20140726]

rude

i am not little

[quoththeravenman]

small tiny little baby child

[quoththeravenman]

http://www.wikihow.com/Preen-Your-Bird

[whatawfnhakjdf]

so i can’t just pull the feathers out.

i have to do it

lightly.

[quoththeravenman]

yes. please do not yank my feathers out

[whatawfnhakjdf]

and i have to press you against my chest gently and rub your cheeks and your face.

[quoththeravenman]

well my feathers are actually in my wings so not necessarily

[quoththeravenman]

http://www.wikihow.com/Preen-Your-Bird

[whatawfnhakjdf]

so i can’t just pull the feathers out.

i have to do it

lightly.

[quoththeravenman]

yes. please do not yank my feathers out