qxander

they/them kyoo-ZAN-dur

[the-stew-goblin]

Could I have my gacha stew pulls please?

Yuppers!

You get:

Happy stew (Common)

Potato stew (Common)

Grasshopper stew (Uncommon)

Wet towel stew (Uncommon)

Mint stew (Rare)

Incense stew (Rare)

Stew that beats the shit out of you (Rare)

Box stew (Very Rare)

E-girl bathwater stew (MYTHIC

Freddy Fazzbear stew (MYTHIC)

[qxander-minesweeper]

ha ha you forgot one of the parentheses

[qxander-minesweeper]

the two genders are woven and knit

[qxander-minesweeper]

i dont believe in vinyl

[qxander-minesweeper]

what, kyoozandur, that was how your name was read, why am I just learning this 😭

okay tbf i did add that somewhat recently

[thatoneslorch]

Exams

are

OVER!

[qxander-minesweeper]

why is it called the apocalypse if there's only one

[qxander-minesweeper]

i've tasted every flavor of nothing

[threedollarsdotcom]

inspiring: everyone in the reblogs and comments was injected with a neurotoxin

[qxander-minesweeper]

tomatoes will be illegal in 3 years

[qxander-minesweeper]

theres a reason they used to call me "lilittle caesar, the"

[qxander-minesweeper]

why do they keep making people isn't there enough already

[qxander-minesweeper]

the two genders are woven and knit

[stariteart]

happy pride! 🌈☀️

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[insertdisc5]

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[qxander-minesweeper]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✅🐎❌

i'm going to still be queer and still not be a horse

[daily-mc-block]

Crimson Fence Gate