↪ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝟒 . ( a collection of sentence starters originating from s4 of the good place . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
wow . just … wow , it’s perfect .
you know , let’s keep this moving .
reading lights ! i love reading lights . they are … great for reading .
it wasn’t even as bad as i thought .
who cares if he doesn’t remember me ?
wait , i need to say something .
i believe that we’re destined to succeed .
with this team , there’s no problem we can’t solve .
there’s no problem we can’t create .
i know this can be a little overwhelming , but you’ll get used to it .
okay , forget about all of that stuff .
clearly i was in some kind of horrible accident .
i’m just gonna wander around until i wake up or die .
[ name ] , look what my brain did !
it’s not real , & neither are you !
i feel like you’re trying to get under my skin .
we can’t wait any longer .
stupid ethical , reasonable argument .
are you still muttering ?
the human mind is truly incredible .
you don’t need to justify it . again , i do it all the time .
his eyes were really mean .
i was scared [ name ] was trying to slide into your DM’s .
i don’t like being scared , it’s scary !
when you get back here , you won’t be anything .
you will do nothing of the sort , mon ami .
that wasn’t my fault , i was texting .
that is so embarrassing for you .
are you listening to me ?
guys like this believe the world revolve around them .
maybe , as a bonus … he cries like a stupid little baby .
hey . .. hey , can i ask you something ?
you have no control over your own impulses .
sure . i’m pretty interesting .
look , i’ve had my share of disappointments .
okay , well . back to the drawing board .
we need to bust him open like a pinata .
it’s our only move , & we’re doing it tomorrow .
this chaos is clearly all about me .
this is the universe telling me we don’t belong here .
walk me through this , i’m not sure i follow .
figure it out - get back to me , okay ?
i’m gonna go punch a wall with my head .
it’s possible we need a new team leader .
think about what you’re saying , here .
go ahead , speak your mind .
[ name ] can be in charge , since she’s so smart .
listen , all we need is a bouncy house , some ninja stars & a bunch of ambulances .
did you get it all out of your system ?
you don’t just get to quit this , [ name ] .
the things that are happening here are above my paygrade .
i’m not meant for this ! i’m not the freakin’ savior of the universe !
everything i do blows up in my face .
this conversation must remain confidential .
[ name ] , um . please just let me talk .
i asked you to give me some space .
being with you is fun but it’s not always easy .
why don’t we just take a break ?
you tricky devil ! very clever .
why did i come up with this idea ? this is gonna hurt real bad .
everyone has people that they’re cosmically bound to .
i thought it was prudent to let you know .
oh boy ! i’m getting a stomachache .
to be fair , i only think that cause it’s true & i’m right .
if none of this is real , then it really shouldn’t matter .
what ? none of this is real . it doesn’t matter .
i mean , what do you have to lose ?
it’s arguable that you made an even bigger sacrifice .
come on , bud , i know you’re down but you can’t leave me hanging .
must be nice , [ name ] .
i have a ton of experience making ex-boyfriend’s lives miserable .
judge me if you want , i get results .
i just feel like i need this .
you’re allowed to feel a little angry .
we have a lot of work to do .
anyone interested in a status report ?
you’ll have to trust me , this is a huge step in the right direction .
it’s been a tough couple weeks .
sorry , i was just trying to figure out where to start .
let’s clear our brain … watch a movie ?
whoever you are , show yourself .
what do you want , creep ?
[ name ] i need to speak with you alone .
sit there quietly until we sort all this out .
[ name ] , you have to believe me .
i’m gonna make [ name ] think i don’t trust you .
i like the way you think , [ name ] .
if you’re a devil , how come you’re not wearing prada ?
what are you gonna use it for ?
if you ever wanna talk , just know i’m here for you , girl .
i just feel like i made the world a little bit worse .
starting over sounds exhausting .
there’s literally nothing i can say that will make you realize i’m really me .
i wish i were saying this in difference circumstances , but … keep it sleazy .
sometimes the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth .
sorry , i should’ve told you - i just decided to stay home .
so , what’s my first clue ?
oh no … oh , that’s not good .
this part of your plan seems risky .
this wasn’t part of the plan .
you made things difficult in a new way , but i can make it work .
i’m just not a new - experience kind of guy .
my comfort zone is the size of … that chair .
do you trust me , [ name ] ?
you had this the whole time ?
you told me i should wait , so i did .
i’m not scared of you . because i’ve gone there , [ name ] .
i can’t believe i almost missed all this .
hey , you decided to come after all !
you got through it . i almost ruined it a hundred times .
when i said ‘ throw a party ’ i didn’t mean a pity party !
i’ve had to scrape & claw my way through life .
you never learned to think on your feet !
i want to learn how to do something meaningful .
that must’ve been hard for you … to go back there .
i don’t like to think about who i used to be .
almost everything i do i do without thinking or worrying what will happen .
ugh ! can you just skip to the end ?
just tell me how they screwed up , & put me out of my misery .
this feels like some sort of goodbye .
how was that ? did i cheer everyone up ?
face it , [ name ] , you lost .
people improve when they get external love & support .
you’ve already given me so much .
it’s not two of us , it’s all of us .
step one , get a plan … step two , do the plan .
if we’re gonna pull this off , we need [ name ] back .
you think that’ll go well ?
everything always has to be your way !
how dare you bring that up again ?
every problem has an answer .
not that old story , it’s so embarrassing -
where i’m from , most things blow up eventually .
by the way , i wasn’t cheating before … or eavesdropping just now .
this has been fun , as always .
there’s a real possibility that i’m in love with you .
if soulmates do exist , they’re found . not made .
turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can just be solved one time & it’s done .
can you give me a second ?
i don’t know if i’ll see you again , or … what i’ll remember if i do .
the words are nice , but the tone is scary ?
i know you . & i love you .
eventually we’re gonna be together forever .
it’s better we just rip the band-aid off .
forgive me if i’m a little skeptical .
i had a lot of time to think .
if things are going to change , i have to change along with them .
i’m an artist , which means … it’s my job to be scared .
oh no , i knew it . you hate me now .
you essentially had to raise yourself .
okay , so … you still love me ?
yeah , we’re very different , but we already knew that !
there’s no one else i wanna be with .
what do you want from me ?!
i know you’re upset , you have a tell .
i don’t see any version of eternity where you don’t get bored of me .
this is not working , you’re bad at this .
wow , same old [ name ] .
first of all , you know what … uh , shut up !
honestly , [ name ] , i don’t know what’s to become of you .
i’m sorry i said that , before .
she knows you & loves you , & that’s all that matters .
against all odds , i know what you mean .
i’m sorry that i kicked you out .
i’m not gonna let myself be degraded by you again .
i took you for granted , & that was wrong .
i can’t have any of your dingleberry stink on me .
so , uh . i was being stupid .
i thought i got rid of you .
my , my , my … we’ve got some history , don’t we ?
it’s real this time , i promise .
might as well do some traveling .
[ name ] , i have been training for this day my entire life .
real talk , it didn’t go great .
i could never forget you .
remembering moments with you is the same as living with them .
can you just remember the happy times & forget the bad stuff ?
don’t sell yourself short , [ name ] .
[ name ] , i’m gonna miss you .
i don’t want to leave you , but i’m … ready to leave .
i was alone my whole life . i told myself i liked it that way , but i don’t .
meet you at the restaurant ?
i owe it to you to let you go .
i was never good at being sad .
i need you to do me one last favor .
say goodbye to me now , & leave before i wake up .
your system’s working perfectly .
thank you so much , [ name ] .
care to join me for a bit ?
the true joy is in the mystery .
do you mind if i stay here until you’re gone ?
