it's Honkin time

not real. you can't make me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reflecting pool in DC was just redone in “American flag blue” at the request of Mr. Drump and the sealant on the bottom is already peeling off and the pool is now full of algae and surprise surprise the guy that owns the company that got contracted to do it was a major donor to his campaign and appears to know him personally.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Maybe you don’t personally care about the reflecting pool but this is just another example of corruption going on currently

[pitylaughterforme]

If a movie script had something literally called "the reflecting pool" become murky with filth at the hands of the new regime, the writing would be lampooned as hamfisted and too on the nose

[virtualgirladvance]

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

[bamsara]

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[bamsara]

I am being scritched

[pavizi]

just as like a reiteration : i am evil and scary. boo!!!

[cutecipher]

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this

[calellon]

yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

[browningtons]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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[help-me-or-kelp-me]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[your-average-balor-pilot]

its very obvious that your nanobot girlfriend does wanna take over your body and steal your identity but while you still have a little control left just let her have fun with youuu you dont really have too much of a choice so try to enjoy and give in to what shes doing and saying to you

[zeetannas]

people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…

[zeetannas]

people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[pavizi]

what if the riddler was a girl. has anyone thought of this

[bruisedskin-chippednails]

back in october i did a riddler cosplay for halloween, and i thought i might as well post it because i *AM* a tgirl riddler. and because this art is so fucking awesome.

(im gonna take more pics in this outfit soon because well im Hotter and i have motivation to so stay tuned)

[redstonedust]

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.