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I have recently adopted “tuff” into my vocabulary, and who the fucks gonna stop me

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Yo what the fuck do intellectuals where to bed

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I’m gonna be honest here, i don’t like Shirley that much. Don’t get me wrong, she’s cool I like her, but I feel she’s a little overrated. I really like gal waters though. I know you might be thinking “you only like gal waters cause she’s cute and Shirley isn’t conventionally cute” and maybe that’s a little true. I feel like it’s more that everyone was talking about how Shirley was the best and so amazing so when I finally got to the videos with her, I was just a little disappointed. With gal waters I was able to form my own opinion on her without the influence of others which really made it easier to like her. Okay I’m done.

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It is like the best feeling writing fanfics with my self insert and when talking about my self insert in the third person, using she/they pronouns interchangeably. Like I’m genderfluid so I go by like she/they/he but I’m too scared to tell people that because I know they’re just gonna call me she anyway when I want people to use them interchangeably. And even if I do tell people “I go by she/they/he please use them interchangeably” I know they literally won’t because I present more feminine. And then I don’t want to remind them over and over again that using them interchangeably is what makes me feel most comfortable because then I’ll seem annoying. So my solution is to write fanfics where I refer to myself as she/they/he or just she/they to make it less confusing but even just that makes me so happy bro. You do not understand.

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Why does jack fm have to play all the byler songs every morning before I go to school. Like I’m trying to have a good day and I hear Just Like Heaven by the Cure, I Melt With You by Modern English, and Should I Stay Or Should I Go by Clash all in a row. What the hell jack fm.

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Great now they’re playing Friday I’m in love

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Guys I’m gonna be honest don’t hate me don’t hate me, I don’t like hucklerobby 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 ow I like langtaker 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 ow that hurts 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅guys stop 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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Does anyone else hate it when someone makes a fursona of a specific animal but just removes one of their traits. I’m not gonna tell you how to draw your fursona but you can’t call it a bee if it doesn’t have the mouth things. You know the little mouth pinchy things. Did you even give it 6 limbs? Just call it your own insect species at this point cause you can’t just remove the traits you don’t like it’s an animal. Like it’s a real thing that exists, not just some fictional character you can headcannon. You may say “this is such a non issue” okay but it’s important to me. Since when am I not allowed to care about things. If you like I show, I’m not just gonna tell you not to be excited about it because it’s not a super big thing. Let me be frustrated about small things, gosh. Sorry I’m not nonchalant and I actually care about life and the things I do.

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Why does jack fm have to play all the byler songs every morning before I go to school. Like I’m trying to have a good day and I hear Just Like Heaven by the Cure, I Melt With You by Modern English, and Should I Stay Or Should I Go by Clash all in a row. What the hell jack fm.

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When I’m reading xReader fanfic and they mischaracterize me but then I remember I am a unique and special person whose essence could never be fully captured in something such as writing or painting so it’s okay

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Literally how it feels to be one of ogilvie and santos biggest fans in a fandom that can’t watch a show correctly (somehow)

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I’m starting to think people who say they’re the fan of The Big Three (Danny, Drew, and Kurtis) aren’t actually. I keep seeing videos being like “my favorite clips from Danny and Kurtis and Drew. And they have like- no Drew clips at all??? I honestly like Drew the most out of the three and it is infuriating to see my boy be dissed like this. You cannot claim to be a fan of all three, then not be a fan of all three. Drew is just as funny, if not funnier, than the other two. Fuck all yall Drew hatters.

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People who know nothing sexual hearing a sexual joke and not understanding is genuinely the funniest thing to me. Today I was trying to do math with five other people and for some reason there was an orange peel on my desk. My friend started like, petting the orange peel? So of course I said “dude, she’s stroking it” which was hilarious, and met with “what’s stroking it?” by the guy behind me. We explained it meant petting basically and he said “what’s wrong with stroking it?” We then proceeded to die of laughter while he continued to ask. He then asked my friend “can you demonstrate it” safe to say we got no work done.

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First time animating, is it supposed to be this painful???

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Ohhh my goddddddd what did they do to ogilvie in there 😭😭😭😭😭 uhhh he deserves the world 😭😭😞😞😞😞😞😞 i was so scared he wasn’t gonna come back for the rest of the season but oh my god he doesn’t have to come back ever poor guy uhhhhhhhh i love himmm urghhhhhhh 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 i was literally pacing around my room hmhhghghghmmh i was scared he wasn’t gonna be in the next season (if there is one) but he deserves a break from this shit oh my gudddddd 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 take me not himmmmmm ahhhhhhhgghhghgg

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All yalls cookie to ice cream ratio is wack. When I ask for a cookie with ice cream on top, I want more cookie than ice cream. Who eats that much ice cream with just one cookie? I’ll order it at a restaurant and get like a median sized cookie with 4 scoops of ice cream on top. It’s too much!! I need 2/3 cookie and 1/3 ice cream per bite. If I wanted that much ice cream with my cookie I’d just get cookies dough ice cream or something. And then I order pie ala mode and it’s got barely any ice cream. What the hell man. At least I’m not lactose intolerant.

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Please someone help me figure out what Ogilvie would wear outside of work because I genuinely have no idea. Pretentious sweater vest or graphic tees with stupid pretentious jokes? Dress pants or Sheldon from big bang theory? Law student or my autistic friend whose weekly workout is playing chess with weighted pieces? Midwestern emo band member or my autistic friend who reads books about quantum physics voluntarily? Common depressed college student or my autistic friend who wears shirts with Shakespeare jokes on them? Mormon or my autistic friend who claims I’m behind 9/11?

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Maybe I’m too woke but I hate when people say “guys shouldn’t hit girls!” It’s just feeding into sexism. Even if at first glance it seems positive, oh yeah we don’t want guys hitting girls. But we don’t want guys hitting anyone? Why should they specifically not hit girls? Shouldn’t we be telling all kids to not hit anyone? Why does it have to be about gender? “Oh but we don’t want a guy hitting a woman because-“ because what? Because they’re weaker? Because girls are more fragile? Why can’t people say “you shouldn’t hit anyone” we need to stop putting gendered conditions on kindness.