I May Have Rabies

The worms in my brain run this blog not me

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Since my friend @scribblingscribblerssociety did an intro to her blog I’m doing one

Hey this blog is for every chaotic thought I’ve ever had. There is no cohesive theme tying anything together. If you find one you may have brain damage.

I’m aroace and use she/they pronouns but I’m chill about it, just use like whatever. I like One Piece, Naruto, Bungou Stray Dogs, Atla, Epic, and my favorite musical is Hadestown. (Don’t ask what my favorite anime is, it changes daily)

My favorite animal is a pangolin

Anyway here’s my dni (I’ll let you decide which ones are jokes and which ones are serious):

TRANSPHOBES (pick a tar pit and die in it) (you don’t have to decide this is 100% serious)

Annabelle (she didn’t invite me to her birthday party in 2nd grade)

Those whose favorite shade of blue is periwinkle

People who say that Heathers is overrated and Hadestown is horrible but their favorite musical is Dear Evan Hanson???? (Yes this is targeted) (fuck you Lindsey)

Peoples whose favorite dog breed is the Thai Ridgeback

Dramionie shippers

Zutara shippers

Sasusaku shippers

Jason apologists (the argonaut guy)

Theseus apologists

Sasuke antis (I’m in your walls) (I will eat you)

People who think using a CMY palette makes them better then other artists

Peoples whose favorite element is Astatine

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Happy pride monthhhh

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gay astrophage

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Respect for Eva Stratt she put that ace in space.

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Guys I don’t think he’s human

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They should’ve put on a bridle on abstracted Jax and then had Ragatha ride Jax like a horse.

Abstracted-Jax-horse could’ve even helped carry materials

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MY BOY I NEVER LOST FAITH IN HIM. ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO DOUBTED HIM TEN YEARS IN HELL FOREVER

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I love how gay people saw Project Hail Mary and were like "bet." We will make Ryland Grace aroace. We will ship Ryan Gosling with Markaplier. We will make the ships lesbians. MUAHAHAHAHA YOU CANNOT STOP US

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My favorite inside joke I have with myself is that Zoro’s boots/pants are one item of clothing. And not only are they one piece of clothing but specifically they are in fact are the 2,038 dollar balenciaga boot pants which is why he’s broke.

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tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

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this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

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Happy birthday to me and more importantly: happy birthday to my immortal!!! Best wishes to a goffic queen and fuc off prepz!!!!

Me showing up to the my immortal birthday party:

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I love this photo I took of my crochet hornet. The lighting is so ominous

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"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

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“But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

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Jo in Little Women: "I find it poor logic to say that because women are good, women should vote. Men do not vote because they are good; they vote because they are male, and women should vote, not because we are angels and men are animals, but because we are human beings and citizens of this country."

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A stardew valley + hollow knight crossover comic I made plus a lil bonus drawing.

What’s written incase you couldn’t read my awful handwriting lol:

First panel:

text in box: there’s a shaft leading down. Jump in?

Farmers thought bubble: sure why not.

Text at bottom: ominous glowing

Second panel:

Farmer thought bubble: I’m falling for much longer than normal

Third panel:

Word in dust: crash

Ow in small text

Fourth Panel:

Farmers speech bubble: Hi….where am I?

Farmer thought bubble: not talking?

Ghosts thought bubbles: strange fleshy bug? And: is his blood red?

Fifth panel:

Words next to the farmer: rummage

Ghosts thought bubble: is his skeleton inside his body!?

Sixth panel:

Farmers thought bubble: still not talking?

Ghosts thought bubbles: his hands are warm and squishy. And: very strange creature.

Other text: really cool rock.

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Little sequel comic:

(I’d assume this be towards the end of this hypothetical au cause most of the au would just be The Farmer (whom I’ve dubbed Aiden after randomly selecting a name from top 1,000 baby names in the us) and ghost wandering around together)