[dajo42]

being poly is nice but i literally accidentally scheduled two dates on the same night

[dajo42]

i was honest about it and now the three of us are going on one single date. maybe i just ruined every sitcom

[adulthoodisokay]

[travelinfolkie-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

[perrfectly]

[seajaee]

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

[inspiring-pictures]

[onlytwitterpics]

[precocious]

when you chillin so hard on the toilet you get elbow indents on your thighs

[goldenli3s-blog]

I hope you find someone who doesn’t make you sad at night and someone who reminds you how much they love you every day and who laughs at your jokes and wants to listen to your music and who genuinely what’s to be with you and doesn’t make you second guess their love for you. I really hope you find that. Because you deserve that.

(via unfortunately-always-my-fault)

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind, and steals your peace and happiness.

Unknown (via whatalovelythought)

[bajn]

[broad-city]

[8-bitfiction]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pale-companion]

[shittyidea]

Wipe your ass before you poop

[shittyidea]

Using spaghetti as guitar strings