I Am Still Alive

26 y/o Asian/Pacific Islander. Sacramento, CA. Nerdy, dirty, inked cat dad

[ottomantwerks]

Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch

these hands

[ottomantwerks]

Stop fucking reblogging this

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[anna-milton]

[mirandacosmos-blog]

[mccalacheyenne-deactivated20200]

[facmeamdiem]

man she put up with a lot of shit

[gamecubewizard]

she had two kids with that man

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[waitareulistening]

I’m gonna cry

[queertchaikovsky]

[vanillagloss]

[africant]

[veryfunnymemes]

[oocwhimsy]

Jaina & Pascal

[fleetingfutures-archive]

© Lukasz Szmigiel on Unsplash.

Free for personal and commercial use.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”

me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it

[ruinedchildhood]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[hustlerose]

(wi-fi is connected, every other app loads just fine) 

tumblr app: uh oh! there’s a big scrungy wungy in your internet badoodle!!!!

[witchinghour]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry

[f0lx]

you can only reblog this once