Nudity and Nerdery

@nudityandnerdery

Emperor Devin I of these United States Vague handwaving motion (they/their) Alignment: Helpful Evil Come for the nudity, stay because you're annoyed there's not enough nudity! My black heart is fluff and art and love. My face, if you're curious. Check out what my followers have said about my blog! "I surprisingly don't regret following you."-Anonymous "The dorkliest."- Anonymous "Put a dollar in the pun jar." - geekgirlsmash "That devin captured americas heart and blessed us for generations - Dwayne the rock Johnson or someone" - anonymous My Amazon wishlist or my PayPal if you need to buy indulgences from the Nerd Pope or something. Icon is the lovely work of stardust-specks.

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Just... Life is tough. If you want to help out, that'd be nice. Gonna post and pin this.

natalieironside

not now princess, Mommy is cyberbullying the new york times

natalieironside

So a while ago the New York Times put out a couple of articles on major American medical institutions supposedly taking stances against transgender care. This was blatantly untrue and the organizations involved as well as a bunch of other media outlets were very quick to point out that the NYT coverage is misleading and grossly inaccurate.

And NYT is doubling down. Their official stance is that they were Right Actually because they know more about the AMA's stances on stuff than the AMA does. According to them, the AMA is wrong about what the AMA believes and does.

It's been months and they're still flogging this. It's really amazing. Just look at this shit.

Press inquiries: [email protected]. More contacts at: http://nytimes.com/help

nudityandnerdery

The New York Times, always doing their best to live up to this Onion headline.

The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions

littleguysdaily

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Item: animated shovel. After spending some time hanging out in a Bag of Holding with some talking swords that thirst for enemies’ blood, he has taken to claiming to be “hungry for dirt”, but it’s probably just a ruse to get people to use him.

thatsbelievable

monsterpotion

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

monsterpotion

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

monsterpotion

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

monsterpotion

THE TIME LOOP

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

#damn #adding it to the wake-up playlist was youngest sibling energy #just goddamn #and like halfway through #a fucking TRUMPeT #and then back to the yelling

prokopetz

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

davai-tovarisch

nudityandnerdery

Wait, since the Minions went from doing ads for McDonald's to Wendy's, does that mean that Wendy's has somehow taken the title of the most evil fast food company or something?

feyd-rautha-apologist

Eberron deserves a shit ton of praise for a lot of stuff but specifically props to it for just having the guts to outright say "Yeah magic works like completely differently for non-player characters".

Because like yeah, once you take a step back, memorizing three dozen different spells and being able to fully cast each of them within six seconds is an insane thing to ask of Joe Average who works at the telegraph station and just needs to cast Sending a bunch.

If your job is anything other than getting killed by gnolls for a living you don't fucking need Wizard levels. Just learn the one spell you need to do your job and you're set. The Esoteric Order of Aureon is a scam to sell you 50gp worth of rare inks per spell level