Nudity and Nerdery

@nudityandnerdery

Emperor Devin I of these United States Vague handwaving motion (they/their) Alignment: Helpful Evil Come for the nudity, stay because you're annoyed there's not enough nudity! My black heart is fluff and art and love. My face, if you're curious. Check out what my followers have said about my blog! "I surprisingly don't regret following you."-Anonymous "The dorkliest."- Anonymous "Put a dollar in the pun jar." - geekgirlsmash "That devin captured americas heart and blessed us for generations - Dwayne the rock Johnson or someone" - anonymous My Amazon wishlist or my PayPal if you need to buy indulgences from the Nerd Pope or something. Icon is the lovely work of stardust-specks.

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Support Devin

Just... Life is tough. If you want to help out, that'd be nice. Gonna post and pin this.

i-am-a-fish

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

ledogeishere

does singing in the shower count as art

i-am-a-fish

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

yaoiblackmold

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

booksandberries

doctor-roman

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

ehentalix

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

doelettas

spot the difference

depsidase

maimonideznuts

I just saw a short where this comedian Red Richardson (don't know anything about his comedy or politics otherwise, I've never seen him before) touched on something I have said many times...

"in the age of no body shaming, there is still one thing you're allowed to body shame apparently, and that is men with small dicks. Greta Thunberg was arguing on Twitter with a guy called Andrew Tate, who is on house arrest in Romania, for sex trafficking. Do you know what she said? 'you have small dick energy'. She could have said 'Andrew, you're on house arrest, in Romania, for sex trafficking' but apparently on the list of crimes that rates below having a small dick."

Small dick jokes have always been body shaming, sexist and intersexist. They shouldn't be tolerated

strive-to-be-human

I get into fights with people about this all the time! They're like "This isn't body shaming!" which is wild because the penis is a body part and you're asserting the size and shape of it is shameful.

Then they're all like, "Well, no, I'M not saying that it is. I'm using THEIR MINDSET to insult them." Babe, you are using the notion that the shape of someone's body makes them a bad person. That's body shaming. Whether it originates with them or with you, you are using the tool of the oppressor. The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.

randomitemdrop

Item: McDonald’s Demon Sauce, which is just a more honest re-labeling of the infamous 2000s Heinz purple ketchup. Adds a mild hint of Necrotic damage to any food, which connoisseurs admit is an acquired taste, but quite addictive. Please don’t ask how they make it.

artemissoftstepper

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

voxelfoxkae

aspenspeaks

If you want to actually fix your sleep schedule you need to consistently go to bed half an hour earlier than the night before AND either keep your wake up time the same OR consistently wake up half an hour earlier as well, until you are sleeping at the times you actually want to be asleep at. This is of course, very difficult to do but does actually work.