RADCLIFFE GOSSIP

we are willing to entertain you for the price of your soul.

[radzine]

thoughts on tomislav's benis?

Is that the word for when your cock turns into baked beans?

@tcmislav

[radzine]

griffin drinks bong water on purpose i've seen it.

I mean, there’s not much nutrition, but it’s not like anyone here can talk. How many of you actually drink water regularly? lmao.

@allvrds

[radzine]

i heard stanley tucci is connor's uncle

Yeah, I know. I saw their Nintendo-themed family photoshoot on Stan’s bedroom wall when I was there last month.

@conye-west

[radzine]

does griffin have a chance with rosa?

Griffin has a chance with literally no one but himself and his fleshlight. Throw in the towel, my man. Besides, Rosa’s mine.

@rosasamuels / @allvrds

[radzine]

who is most likely to be a barb?

Hmmm... This is a tough one, but my heart says Leo. He wears spandex sometimes, I’ve heard. And high heel pumps. Leopard print. Really speaks volumes, all of it.

@lcofowler

[radzine]

anyone else think it's sus how a whole campus burned down? why do you think all the hortons are here now instead of doing online work or something? just reeks of fish to me

Of course, it’s suspect! Everything related to this school is. Not that I’m on Team Horton, but I do think something else is at play here. It just seems a bit weird to me they’d group us all together knowing hellfire might be caused. 

[radzine]

Awfully dull around here.

[radzine]

eugh i can't stand those horton who-evers, wish they would have just moved to like portland or something. heard one of them got lost in a cave over the summer & made out with shrike afterwards ... can't remember their name. maybe grant? or oliver? or maybe aaron. whatever maybe they all did it together.

Look, I am trying to be unbiased here, but they’re all super fucking weird. Like, I never expected them all to be this weird, it’s jarring. There’s someone trying to start a Furry club, an actual club! Which, like, isn’t that virtually a sex cult? Is that even legal? I don’t get why they couldn’t just do school online and leave us alone, we’re already over capacity. The last thing I want is a giant animatronic penis poking me in the back as I line up for a lecture. 

[radzine]

Who would you like to blackmail with information you got from them, most likely illegally? Have any secrets you want to get off your chest that we can help you out with processing? We would absolutely love to help you out with that by making it completely public for the student body.  I’m Oliver, most people call me Oli. I started this little blog with my favourite cuz, Gerald, and his whatever, Alf. We’re pretty much infamous around here.

SEND US ANYTHING.

[radzine]

Surprise bitch! I bet you all thought you’d seen the last of me - after my notorious Camp Cowabunga surfing incident, leading me to be stung by one of the world’s deadliest jellyfish ... but after several reconstruction surgeries, I’m back. That’s right. Not even being dehydrated and stranded on the coast of Australia could keep me away from this burning hellhole. And I’m back with a vengeance. Watch out, Radcliffe (& you Horton pigs too) - none of you are safe.

Anyways - send me your summer drama. Flings, heartbreak - legal troubles? I’m here to hear all of it. Kiss kiss!

[radzine]

who here do u think calls lettuce “salad” 😤

Jude, Elias, Connor. @judehayward, @eliaspaxton, @conye-west

[radzine]

i heard dom likes to dance 😳

LMFAO. Who’s gonna tell him? @domfm

[radzine]

mercy listens to death grips

I don’t know what ‘death grips’ are. I have taste. @ezramercvr

[radzine]

Good day cuties, especially you Monet, and especially not you Tomislav. Let me know what the haps is? I’ve just been straight chillin’ personally.

[radzine]

prospective enemies?

me and your mama. haha.

[radzine]

i was eating with friends in provincetown and our meal got completely interrupted by viktor and jude throwing food around. it was so intense. their meal did NOT go well. they got thrown out by staff.

el em ay oh. someone’s date didn’t go well! wonder how rosa feels about jude going out with her own brother? time to move on sis! @judehayward, @viktcrr, @rosasamuels

[radzine]

i think julian could be a wildebeest in the sack. thoughts?

oh, i know julian is a wildebeest in the sack. how? i shan’t elaborate. @julianquick