the types as people i know (by an intj)
intj (not me tho)
-“yeah i got into medical school quite easily honestly if you try even a little what’s the problem”
-good at almost everything
-gives the best advice
-high standards for art and music
-has never heard of taking breaks
-really deep emotions secretly
-science is art
-unique humour that’s hard to describe? like they never tell jokes they just say things in a way that’s hilarious
entj
-would 10/10 run for president
-Gets Shit Done
-speaks loudly
-rly confident
-has a lot to say
-everybody knows them
-incredibly creative but somehow approaches it ironically
-gives great hugs
-also shows affection by suggesting ways u can improve
-they protec
-they attac
istj
-so intelligent i’m screaming
-knows so much
-huge but fragile ego
-friendly with everyone
-glares at ppl a lot tho
-wants power
-everything has it’s order and don’t u dare change it
-secretly sentimental
-corrects ur grammar
estj
-works 24/7
-cares too much about [insert franchise]
-seriously don’t criticise it even jokingly
-will cut u
-studies law and philosophy
-suddenly rly bad at arguments once feelings r involved
-we talked about space and philosophy a lot when we were close sigh
istp
-can’t plan for shiT
-is in charge of planning at their job???? why the fuck
-glares at everyone
-speaks loudly
-drives a motorcycle, the stereotype lives
estp
-jokes in class constantly
-somehow intimidatingly funny
-asks annoying questions
-reads the chat on ur phone while ur texting, out loud
-asks u to repeat something slightly embarrassing u just did
isfp
-so soft
-wears black exclusively
-strong aesthetic
-doodles in class
-their writing is TINY
-likes to talk about rly personal stuff or not at all
-just wants to help
-a hoe for vinyl
esfp
-the smoothest person I’ve ever met
-hilarious
-ripped™
-eats chips at all times tho???
-amazing dancer
-great taste in music
-soft and affectionate af if they love u
-u might be surprised how empathetic they r
-rly dosen’t want to have to think about the future
-either ready to party or wants u to leave them alone
infj
-way too soft for everyone and everything
-somebody help them
-always on tumblr
-reblogs cheesy motivational quotes
-shy and in ur face at the same time
-loves books but mainly as a concept
-the best way to stay calm at a party is to find the local pet
enfj
-way too soft somebody help them dear god
-a teacher but can’t tell u when ur answer is wrong bc they don’t wanna hurt ur feelings
-harmony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-politically correct
-gives useless advice but feels great about it
-wants to change the world and make everyone happy
-life dream to be a parent
isfj
-replies to ur message in 30 seconds
-so sweet but it’s unexpected
-likes intellectual discussions
-rly quiet usually
-their partner is their number 1 priority tbh
-loves history & greek mythology
esfj
-everybody knows them
-they know everybody
-once got a social award just for being a nice person
-good hair and nice clothes
-always brings home-cooked meals in tupperware
-is rly good with kids
-asks u what u put as ur answer on a personality test
-has their life together
-no one knows y tho bc they’re always oblivious to what’s going on
intp
-never in my life has anyone made me laugh so much
-actual meme god
-somehow both confident and awkward
-incredibly intelligent but doesn’t give a shit about school
-that’s why dumb teachers were surprised to see them succeed academically after school
-wings everything but get’s through with it
entp
-smooth and funny wow
-knows so much wtf
-if u ask them about a topic they will tell u about it for 20 hours without stopping
-science!!!
-can’t decide on a career bc everything is so interesting and also so boring
-i know 6 people who have a crush on them
-oblivious™ to that
-flirts with everybody
infp
-strong ass philosophy on life
-will roast both u and themselves
-angst
-self deprecating memes
-wants to do theatre but doesn’t
-incredible at foreign languages
-tbh soft but not v expressive with emotions
enfp
-ppl think they’re Mysterious and Broody and Emotionless
-bubbly if u get close to them
-is actually a dog
-rly soft
-affectionate with friends
-thinks about magic a lot probably
-most emotionally intelligent person i know
-the only person i actually like
