eating stones throwing bones

crawling back to my roots. liv | she/they

[hungwy]

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[teaboot]

being cosmically insignificant is literally SO good it's like being a nepo hire in a fake position in charge of nothing like u can literally just enjoy a strawberry

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[ampervadasz]

[thenyanguardparty]

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[rage-against-the-dishwasher]

trying to write with adhd is like being in a problematic sadomasochistic situationship with calliope. she’ll crack me over the head with her scroll case and because head wounds bleed a lot i’ll get 400 exquisite words of dialogue out of it, but my stupid body wants to keep the blood inside and the wound scabs over. when i’ve recovered from the concussion i reread the dialogue, and if it’s still as good as it seemed when i was high off my tits on divine inspiration i’ll ask her to hit me again, but she’s like “nope :)” and so i hit myself on the head but instead of bleeding certified grade-a prose i go down a rabbit hole on thesaurus.com. and then the next day she walks into my job and gives me a little kiss on the cheek, but because the UPS guy dropped a pallet of sweatshirts at my door i don’t have time to marinate in the drop of holy saliva she’s bestowed upon me. when i get home, if i’m lucky, she will concuss me again.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[cloud9berry]

RSD is such a stupid disorder like sorry for being weird but you said something that could be vaguely interpreted as backhanded or angry towards me and now i feel like im being eaten alive from the inside out by acid

[fanonical]

it was just a funny throwaway line in the episode but i want to do a deepdive analysis of the deeper meanings and implications of the ninth doctor stating that lots of planets have a north

[important-cat-pics]

[toothsheeran]

[3liza]

absolutely the worst part of the male helplessness fetishism is that men know about it and will weaponize it against you. they will fuck up and do stupid shit and pretend not to know how to clean a mirror or find grapes at the grocery store and then simper and giggle expecting you to think its adorable. and then they will get REALLY angry when you do not

[resemblingthegrave]

Men who struggled to anticipate domestic problems or follow a project through to its end frequently described success in occupations requiring the very same skills they were said to lack at home. Nina, for example, described her husband, Julian, as temperamentally ill-equipped for the frenetic multitasking and constant forecasting she relied on to juggle home, paid work, and child care. "If something is broken in the house and Julian gets used to it, he will not consider it a problem," she explained. This pattern predated their marriage: "In his apartment before we got married, there was a hole in the wall, and [he and his roommates] just left it. They were just like, This is okay... It was sort of tragedy of the commons in that situation, where, like, no one -- five roommates, no one felt the responsibility. If something is broken in our lives today, in terms of a physical appliance or something, and he's gotten used to not having it, it filters out of his mind. Whereas for me it's an ever-present issue." In another couple, Trevor drew a contrast between his "super-organized" wife Mindy, and his own "deadline-challenged" and "scattered" tendencies. He struggled with follow-through: "I'm in charge of laundry, so I will wash it, put it in the dryer, but somehow I lose interest by then. Getting it from the dryer and folding it, it slips my mind that that's also part of doing laundry." He described himself as slower to learn new things, too: "In general, as a personality trait, I would say, it would be a lot more difficult for me to do things which my wife is doing for her than to pick up things which I have been doing. Just overall, she's better at that kind of thing, like picking up a task and doing it." It seems obvious that the guy who doesn't notice holes in the wall shouldn't be in charge of managing home upkeep, or that the man with a tendency to overlook deadlines should probably not be the calendar-keeper. But these particular men worked as a surgeon and a nonprofit founder, respectively -- positions that certainly rely on attention to detail and deadlines.

What's on Her Mind? The Mental Workload of Family Life by Allison Damiger

[hellsite-yano]

Got compelled to make this, use wisely

[radiotorn]

@melodicamatsu HAHSHHDJDJS ITS C

[passionoia]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG IT IS C OMGMGMG

[weirdnessisgood]