Shawna Alexis

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[madeupmonkeyshit]

[morefunthanb4]

[prasejeebus]

When you succeed in stealing Christmas away from The Who’s down in Whoville

[carudamon119]

[basketcasemp3]

me: i want to die

my brain: you cant have a dog if youre dead

me: 

[oh-fanon-my-canon]

[pepperonitony]

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

when he puts it in your face

[ruinedchildhood]

[omega3]

[volcainist]

Im fucking crying

[stability]

the face of freedom 🇺🇸

[no-chill-at-all]

[afrorevolution]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

[shaking-handswith-theclique]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

This is so confusing to read as a British person

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor