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[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"Fuckin- let go. Leech."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”Mmmmmm…nah, not until you say you’ll introduce me to the friend with the poison.” Jabber giggled as zanka kicked him harder, simply tightening his grip.

[raidingyerheart]

Ugh- FINE-

Just get tf away from my waist ya creep

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”YAY!” Jabber beamed, finally releasing zanka’s waist. “So where do we go? Where are they? Who are they? What gender are they? Where do they live—“

[raidingyerheart]

Their name is Kit.

They live in Canvas Town and they have an incense shop.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"Fuckin- let go. Leech."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”Mmmmmm…nah, not until you say you’ll introduce me to the friend with the poison.” Jabber giggled as zanka kicked him harder, simply tightening his grip.

[raidingyerheart]

Ugh- FINE-

Just get tf away from my waist ya creep

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"Fuckin- let go. Leech."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"What. Do ya want."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“a little birdie told me you know a guy with poisonous incense! S’that true? If it is ya gotta introduce us man! I need that poisonous incense—“

[raidingyerheart]

Nope.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”..FUCK YOU MEAN NO? NO AS IN YOU WONT LET ME HAVE THAT INCENSE?”

[raidingyerheart]

'M not gonna introduce anyone.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”cmon zan-zan.. my girl mankira has been so sad without any new poisons in her pretty blades! Pleasee?”

[mrprince-of-allblue]

"Don't care."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“Do I have to beg? I’ll do it.”

[raidingyerheart]

Perhaps.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

jabber snickered, his grin widening as he slowly got down on his knees. His hands snaking around zanka’s waist. “Please zan? I need it sooo bad. I’ll do anything..” Jabber teased. His voice dripping with a mockery of a plea.

[raidingyerheart]

That doesn't sound sincere.

[Zanka rolled his eyes at Jabber's mockery.]

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

jabber chuckled, his grip tightened around zanka’s waist. “Pleasee? I’ll be a good boy. Just lemme have them poisons..”

[raidingyerheart]

[He frowned at the grip on his waist,fighting the rubor trying to pierce his face.]

Yer just gonna bother them and boss will get mad.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”Nuh uh! I’ll only exchange poisons. I just need the poisonous incense- see if they have any more cool shit like that!” Jabber perked up at the possibility, getting lost in thought as he continued to think about the possibility of rare poisons he could get his pretty claws on.

“Oh oh maybe some zigdenus spp! Or—“ jabber continued to ramble on about several different poisons, naming some of their effects once in awhile. As he toyed with his rings around zanka’s waist.

[raidingyerheart]

Why should I believe ya.

[He shifts,reaching to pry away Jabber's arms.]

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"What. Do ya want."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“a little birdie told me you know a guy with poisonous incense! S’that true? If it is ya gotta introduce us man! I need that poisonous incense—“

[raidingyerheart]

Nope.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”..FUCK YOU MEAN NO? NO AS IN YOU WONT LET ME HAVE THAT INCENSE?”

[raidingyerheart]

'M not gonna introduce anyone.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”cmon zan-zan.. my girl mankira has been so sad without any new poisons in her pretty blades! Pleasee?”

[mrprince-of-allblue]

"Don't care."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“Do I have to beg? I’ll do it.”

[raidingyerheart]

Perhaps.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

jabber snickered, his grin widening as he slowly got down on his knees. His hands snaking around zanka’s waist. “Please zan? I need it sooo bad. I’ll do anything..” Jabber teased. His voice dripping with a mockery of a plea.

[raidingyerheart]

That doesn't sound sincere.

[Zanka rolled his eyes at Jabber's mockery.]

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

jabber chuckled, his grip tightened around zanka’s waist. “Pleasee? I’ll be a good boy. Just lemme have them poisons..”

[raidingyerheart]

[He frowned at the grip on his waist,fighting the rubor trying to pierce his face.]

Yer just gonna bother them and boss will get mad.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"What. Do ya want."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“a little birdie told me you know a guy with poisonous incense! S’that true? If it is ya gotta introduce us man! I need that poisonous incense—“

[raidingyerheart]

Nope.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”..FUCK YOU MEAN NO? NO AS IN YOU WONT LET ME HAVE THAT INCENSE?”

[raidingyerheart]

'M not gonna introduce anyone.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”cmon zan-zan.. my girl mankira has been so sad without any new poisons in her pretty blades! Pleasee?”

[mrprince-of-allblue]

"Don't care."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“Do I have to beg? I’ll do it.”

[raidingyerheart]

Perhaps.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

jabber snickered, his grin widening as he slowly got down on his knees. His hands snaking around zanka’s waist. “Please zan? I need it sooo bad. I’ll do anything..” Jabber teased. His voice dripping with a mockery of a plea.

[raidingyerheart]

That doesn't sound sincere.

[Zanka rolled his eyes at Jabber's mockery.]

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"What. Do ya want."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“a little birdie told me you know a guy with poisonous incense! S’that true? If it is ya gotta introduce us man! I need that poisonous incense—“

[raidingyerheart]

Nope.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”..FUCK YOU MEAN NO? NO AS IN YOU WONT LET ME HAVE THAT INCENSE?”

[raidingyerheart]

'M not gonna introduce anyone.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”cmon zan-zan.. my girl mankira has been so sad without any new poisons in her pretty blades! Pleasee?”

[mrprince-of-allblue]

"Don't care."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“Do I have to beg? I’ll do it.”

[raidingyerheart]

Perhaps.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"What. Do ya want."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“a little birdie told me you know a guy with poisonous incense! S’that true? If it is ya gotta introduce us man! I need that poisonous incense—“

[raidingyerheart]

Nope.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

”..FUCK YOU MEAN NO? NO AS IN YOU WONT LET ME HAVE THAT INCENSE?”

[raidingyerheart]

'M not gonna introduce anyone.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"What. Do ya want."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

“a little birdie told me you know a guy with poisonous incense! S’that true? If it is ya gotta introduce us man! I need that poisonous incense—“

[raidingyerheart]

Nope.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

She does incense deliveries once a month. Raider Zanka knows her.

“For real?” Jabber perked up. “Well then I suppose I oughtta go convince zan-zan to introduce us!” Jabber clicks his choker, a loud ringing echoing before abruptly stopping. “Aww zan-zan didn’t pick up.” Jabber pouted sarcastically as he called again.

( @raidingyerheart )

[raidingyerheart]

"What. Do ya want."

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

🖕

( @raidingyerheart )

Jabber giggled, blowing a sarcastic kiss to the very clearly pissed off man. “Love you to bae!” Jabber quips, his voice dripping with condescending sarcasm.

[raidingyerheart]

Stop sayin' that.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

If I drank lemon juice and then drank some milk and sat for like 20 minutes would the milk curdle in my stomach? This is something I need to know Jabber tell me Tell me. Tell me now. Jabber I need to know. Jabber tell me Jabber my public execution is on Friday I need to know NOW!!!!!

Jabber tilts his head, his mouth curling into an amused grin. “Yur funny. I like you.” Jabber snickered as he registers the question fully in his head.

“Yeah man, but it ain’t doin’ that cause of the lemon juice. S’because of the stomach acid.”

[raidingyerheart]

No yer not.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

then … who’s the kitten whiskers?

[raidingyerheart]

No one here.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

So I can’t be your kitten? 😔..

[raidingyerheart]

No.

Go bother Boss or sumthin

[typhon-roachman]

Boss...might i ask....why did i....Just found out...yer in a relationship with my brother.

( @raidingyerheart )

I uh-

;-) he scratched the back of his neck awkwardly

[raidingyerheart]

I am disappointed.

[typhon-roachman]

I mean, you weren't meant to find out this way..

[raidingyerheart]

Seems like i wasn't meant to find out at all.

[typhon-roachman]

Boss...might i ask....why did i....Just found out...yer in a relationship with my brother.

( @raidingyerheart )

I uh-

;-) he scratched the back of his neck awkwardly

[raidingyerheart]

I am disappointed.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

If I drank lemon juice and then drank some milk and sat for like 20 minutes would the milk curdle in my stomach? This is something I need to know Jabber tell me Tell me. Tell me now. Jabber I need to know. Jabber tell me Jabber my public execution is on Friday I need to know NOW!!!!!

Jabber tilts his head, his mouth curling into an amused grin. “Yur funny. I like you.” Jabber snickered as he registers the question fully in his head.

“Yeah man, but it ain’t doin’ that cause of the lemon juice. S’because of the stomach acid.”

[raidingyerheart]

No yer not.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

then … who’s the kitten whiskers?

[raidingyerheart]

No one here.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

If Zanka got you pregnant would you keep it

Jabber blinked, pausing for a moment. “My man..we both men! you tweakin’ if you think he can get pregnant.”

[raidingyerheart]

This is why I don't like talkin' to ya.

[jabber-likes-to-jab]

uh huh..then why are ya still here then?

[raidingyerheart]

Fine i'll leave then

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

Janka really has such evil hot couple energy