Written on Walls

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[2uno2-deactivated20171126]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

[memehumor]

It’s how all of my purchases look

[pondwitch]

[psychotropicglow-blog]

[decisivo]

[o-dellbeckham-deactivated202101]

[gentlemanuniverse]

[constelllatedd]

[okaymad]

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[hakuteeth]

[frogmp3]

“Hozier liked”

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[stability]