Kuyo

she/they, 26 18+ content!

[tyrant-owo]

I'll just be posting this version as the other versions arent exactly swf but this is Lucilia! Another piece in my drawings of my groups pathfinder characters!

Lucilia is half teifling half succubus and she acts like it too, though her father dosent exactly approve. Born into wealthy family who wanted male heirs while she always felt she was female, she now ran from home and is living her best life with our rag tag group!

[catchymemes]

Credit: @tahilalats

[aedeagus]

I look at sizzlipede and I think of slap bracelets

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[lotad]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven

[uncleshouty]

hey thanks

[dandoris]

honestly, imagine your otp

[rifa]

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Oh my god

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

welcome to my normal mind

warning: I am sane. thsi blog may not be suitable for twisted people.

[liteee]

Eevee jumps headfirst into snow

[liteee]

ding!

[meatthawsmoth]

[horreurscopes]

one of the most important things i’ve learned in therapy is that when you’ve experienced prolonged trauma in your childhood, pleasure feels uncomfortable. like, not that you don’t feel it, but that when you do feel it there’s an impulse to make it stop, because it’s extremely unfamiliar. and pleasure can mean many things, as simple as feeling cozy, and as complex as feeling loved. the neural pathways for feeling good have not had a chance to develop, and the neural pathways for feeling bad are quite practiced. feeling good, too, takes conscious practice.

[metriccaboose]

Commission for @Nega_Xis.

[draconym]

Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?)

Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.”

[themaishi]

The himan one is not as good as the rest

[draconym]

If you mean the mutualism between humans and honeyguides, I respectfully disagree. Human/honeyguide mutualism is one of the most sophisticated interspecies relationships in the animal kingdom.

While humans have domesticated many other animals for their labor, the honeyguide remains entirely wild while electing to partner up with humans. Both humans and honeyguides have each developed specific calls to signal to one another that they are on the hunt, and these calls greatly increase the likelihood of success. According to this paper:

The production of this sound increased the probability of being guided by a honeyguide from about 33 to 66% and the overall probability of thus finding a bees’ nest from 17 to 54%, as compared with other animal or human sounds of similar amplitude.

That’s fucking bonkers, you guys!!! There are people out there who over the course of human history have created a sound to communicate with birds, and the birds themselves have a Human Call they use to communicate with us. There is no other wild animal you can just make noises at and immediately communicate that you want it to come help you!!!

What’s more, many scientists consider this relationship more exploitative on the honeyguide’s end than on our end! That’s unprecedented!! These birds have essentially negotiated a trade deal with humanity!!!! This is the stuff of fantasy movies, except it’s real.

Here’s an article from The Guardian about the broader implications of this kind of relationship with wild animals. It’s a good read:

Apart from with our gut bacteria, we humans don’t really have any mutualistic relationships with other creatures. There is no special tune that we can sing to magically attract nearby hedgehogs into our gardens to feast on slugs. There will never be a special wink that fishermen can offer otters, encouraging them to catch fish that we might then de-bone for them, in return for some of the catch. The world is poorer for this.

[personal-scientist]

OKAY BUT the noise we make at honeyguides is one of my favorite noises there is, and if y’all haven’t heard the “BRRR-HM?” call that hunters use to summon honeyguides you are SERIOUSLY missing out.

There’s an audio clip on the Audobon Society’s article about them [link]

[discontentramblings]

the mario kart game mode nintendo won’t tell you about

this is something @pagalini and i have enjoyed doing recently, so i will share it with the internet

it is called

DEATH BLENDER

how to enjoy death blender mode:

1 - boot up mario kart 8

2 - hit that multiplayer, baybeeeee

3 - select vs. race

4 - choose those sweet sweet characters 

5 - under the custom rules, set the speed to 150cc (or 200 if you’re feeling frisky), items to ‘bob-ombs only’ and course to ‘choose’ (the track is important to this mode). race number is however many times you want to repeat this atrocity

6 - navigate to the leaf cup and select ‘baby park’

7 - regret your choices

baby park is a short ring of a track, with a total of 7 laps rather than the usual 3. because of this, you can be affected by items used any of the racers, be they first or last place or anywhere in between.

the upshot of this is everyone racing very fast around a tiny track, desperately trying (and failing) to avoid explosions coming at them from all angles while doing their best to dish out their own destruction

winning is not the aim of this game mode - it is simply the unadulterated enjoyment of chaos in its purest from.

during the race, you are a worshipper of bacchus, god of frenzy and ecstacy, and death blender is how you express your devotion

bonus modes:

choose each other’s racers, preferably ones with high speed and terrible turning

change the cpu to hard so that the other racers know exactly when to blow you the fuck up

[skunkes]