dumbass twunk energy

Anders, he/him, 26, Norway.

[dennydreadful]

petition to replace all "oh no! i'm OLD!" humor with "i survived! YIPPIE!" positivity

[rhysnolastname-deactivated20241]

Booty shorts that say “for I have seen the throne of the gods and it was empty!” on the ass

[jauffrejam]

[valtsv]

i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

[classically-lit-memes4u]

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

[classically-lit-memes4u]

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

[justcatposts]

My cat got a cold and the vet recommended a warm compress for his eyes. I think he’s enjoying his spa time. 

(Source)

[tieflingful]

✨Commission Prices✨

Oh yall wanting your DnD character being visualised?? Your book character?? Maybe u just really loving your character and want more art of them!! And i am HERE FOR IT - giv me a little DM for any questions at all !!

😳T&Cs😳

🔸All humanoids welcome

🔸No Explicit Gore

🔸No Explicit 18+

🔸 Fan Art Welcome!

There are also sketch options if line art isnt your kinda vibe!!

Also Icons/Chibi options fully coloured in this style for £20-30 depending on complexity! Just pass me a DM 🌺

[foxaes]

Here’s everyone individually! 

[yurikuza]

I know it exists Matthew Mercer

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

[eyesofthesunflower]

“Oh! I landed on Bryan!… Bryan I’m so proud of zem.”

[pillowpet-gay]

Men with…. Men wi……. Men with lo……. Men with long hair…… Pretty…..

[la-laborista-republiko]

AvPD Gang rise up and then keep rising until we’ve risen up so far that people can’t perceive us anymore

[maajenka]

Me: I love all UB equally.

M: *Breathes*

Me:

[dreamfall-deactivated20220922]

getting hype for dragon age again moodboard

[danipixel]

So many people posting about the Dragon Age 4 concept art are completely missing this gem.

This guy leaning on his sword, telling some sort of behemoth to give him a minute while he catches his breath is the most Dragon Age nonsense I have ever seen. This is the kinda crap Hawke would pull.

[fairycosmos]

mental illness is like you will crave love but never feel comfortable around anyone ever. your welcome

[avpdsnail]

Social interaction 🗣😩 Sorry I only 🙅🏻‍♂️🤚 AVOID 👏✨ Catch me talking to No One 🚫😤 Friends who???? 💪 You think craving human contact will stop me from fleeing from it?? ⚡️THINK AGAIN 💫 Isolation 💡 Loneliness ❌ AVOIDANCE 🚨💫 I work every day every night 🌙🌞 There’s No End ❤