[[Had silly idea moment so uh enjoy the heavy ut!spamtenna fluff ! really cringe and fluff, like usual ! -MOD]]
"Spaaammmy, you know you’re the love of my life and that I love you very, very much, right?"
Tenna leans over the mailman, who tries to hide a little under his hat. Okay, wow, he was not expecting the CRT to suddenly get this cheesy?
"And has anyone told you how handsome you look today?"
[ My dear CRT ] [!#&?] STOP! DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?
-Heeeh? Are you implying I’d never say that kind of thing normally? …Well… actually, I do have a small problem… I lost one of my arms in a pile of trash about an hour ago… Would you mind putting it back on for me? I-I can wait, of course!
Tenna shrinks a little, a sorry pout appearing on his screen, probably expecting his partner to suddenly scold him. Instead, Spamton simply blinks, then lets out a small chuckle and gently pats his leg.
Sit on the pile of old tires, I’ll take care of it! Can you just show me where you lost it? P.S.: Try to be a bit more careful next time! [ with love, Spamton G. Spamton ]
Tenna lets out a sigh of relief before returning to his normal size. He guides the little monster over to the pile and watches him dive into it, only to come back out holding the TV man’s missing arm.
They settle down afterward, and while chatting about this and that, Spamton manages to properly reattach the arm to the robotic monster. Once it’s done, the mailman climbs onto Tenna’s lap and lies down, while his partner slips his claws into his hair to give him a few scratches, rewarded with a series of chirps from the strange bird… puppet-like monster resting on his knees.
[ Beloved CRT ] Still, Tenna, what would you even be without me? You can be really clumsy sometimes, hahae!
"I’d probably have been dead for ages without you."
Spamton rolls onto his back to look up at Tenna’s face, only to see a rather serious expression on his screen. Ah.
I… HEY! Can you lean down a bit? You’ve got a bit of mud on your face!
Tenna doesn’t even think and leans down as far as he can—until Spamton sits up on his lap, grabs the edges of his screen, and smooshes his face right against it, letting out his usual silly kissing noise. In any case, it’s enough to make Tenna turn completely pink and pull back, his antennas forming a little heart while the smoke puffing from his vents does the same.
REVENGE! HAEHAEHAHE! [ with lots of love, your husband ]