rainbows posts

be gay do crime- for legal reasons that's a joke

[soul-hammered]

the ‘elites stealing the blood of young people’ thing is true only inasmuch as rich goyim (and i cannot overstate how goyische they are– not that it matters, really, but i thought i’d highlight it because money is way more important than ethnoreligious ties in terms of ‘being bastardous,’ but anti-semites are always stupid about this) are doing it because they think it’ll make them live longer. and it’s not ‘stealing’ so much as ‘paying poor teens to give blood.’

here, read about it.

i read the mouse study these creeps tend to reference, zillions of years ago, and the results were neither impressive nor nothing. they were just kind of ehhhh. afaik it’s a lot of grifting and bilking rich people, which i always always support.

[soul-hammered]

i’m going to publish a study in nature neuroscience whose results suggest that giving soul-hammer.tumblr.com enough money to buy a twee victorian house in a fun downtown neighborhood is the way to stay young forever

peter thiel buy me donuts or die young

[anarchblr]

the only way mutual aid is an ‘abstract point’ is if you do not consider yourself a subject but an object, no wonder maoists fumble with it.

[anarchblr]

for clarification, mutual aid is completely opposed to ‘for the people’/masses’, as if we aren't part of ‘the masses’; as if we are giving something to others, and not partaking with others; as if we have anything to give to “them” that we cannot get ourselves.

Communism is subjectivity, radical subjectivity, and flows to and from subjectivity.

Everything else is inert.

[anarchblr]

It's mutual aid because you're benefiting from it too.

[anarchblr]

If you ain't, then it's charity.

Charity can do a lot of good and whatnot, it really can, but don't delude yourself into thinking it's mutual aid.

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[ID: a tweet by Julia @/_curly_ju that says:

When you receive an autism or adhd dx:

Neurotypicals: I'm so sorry 😔

Neurodivergents: Woohoo! Congrats 🎉🥳👏]

[operationearth5]

How well do you know you watermelons? 💚

[operationearth5]

Consider using natural dye this year when colouring your eggs. 💚

[operationearth5]

A Rare Black Rainbow Rose. One of nature's majestic creations. Isn't it amazing? 💚

[baixueagain]

“The SJWs have already ruined the Witcher Netflix series” oh no did the SJWs ruin it for you, buddy ol pal? It was their fault that the show will be full of messages about how racism is destructive and sexism is foolish and classism is bullshit, and not, I dunno, King SJW original author Andrzej “Intolerance is the domain of the stupid” Sapkowski?

[baixueagain]

Spoilers but when your main character fucking dies defending racial minorities during a yes-Sapkowski-specifically-used-the-word pogrom because he has finally learned that neutrality in the face of oppression is absolute bullshit, IT SURE WOULD BE AWFUL IF THE SJWS INSERTED A MESSAGE IN THERE, HUH? BECAUSE THERE CERTAINLY ISN’T ONE ALREADY, NO SIR.

[baixueagain]

Hmm a Polish man who grew up in post-WWII Poland wrote a series in which the people of the northern kingdoms are being invaded, slaughtered, and oppressed by an imperialistic southern kingdom, and the northern people then express their rage and hopelessness by scapegoating local minorities in waves of violence that the author quite literally calls pogroms.

Huh I wonder if there’s a message or political allegory or something in there.

Hmmm. 

No, I just can’t think of one.

Anyway the SJWs are going to ruin this show by putting political messages in it.

[baixueagain]

Reblogging bc this is apparently relevant again bc you fuckers refuse to use your god given brains when you read a book

[quasi-normalcy]

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[poppy-glitters]

This horse is having her own special day and you treat her like this

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[karakat2005]

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

[black-nata]

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

[mindblowingscience]

Long Covid symptoms ease after vaccination, survey finds

Exclusive: Fifty-seven per cent of people with illness say they were better overall after jab

Covid-19 vaccines tend to alleviate the symptoms of long Covid, according to a large survey of more than 800 people that suggests mRNA vaccines, in particular, are beneficial.

Though Covid-19 was initially understood to be a largely respiratory illness from which most would recover within a few weeks, as the pandemic wore on increasing numbers of people reported experiencing symptoms for months on end. There is no consensus definition of the condition of these people who have symptoms ranging from chronic fatigue to organ damage, let alone a standardised treatment plan.

As vaccines hit the mainstream, concerns arose that vaccination could precipitate relapses or a worsening of symptoms. But conversely, anecdotal reports suggested that vaccines helped some people with long Covid.

Continue Reading.

[odinsblog]

This hate crime bill is just a police funding bill with pro-Asian glitter sprinkled on it.

It ultimately expands police powers.

It’s a police funding bill masquerading as a hate crime bill.

Joe Biden is a deeply conservative, “law & order” Democrat who authored the racist mass incarceration crime bills in the 1990s, and he’s doing it all over again. Right in front of everyone’s faces. Even worse, he is increasing police funding at the very moment when “Defund the police” was starting to become a national conversation. But hey, he called it something nice, so….. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

[forever-lynx]

?? they made the minions immortal???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.

Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.

[dame-a-dozen-deactivated2023061]

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

[sammy-genderspikeidiot]

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not god per se but… something.

[jackest-jack]

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

[what-even-is-thiss]

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

[crap-copper]

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

[official-lucifers-child]

please i don’t want to learn these things

[thotsfortherapy]

everything is temporary, and yeah that means that friendships will end and good seasons will turn into bad ones and the sun will stop shining for a while, but it also means that you'll get to watch the sun rise and be blown away by its beauty. it means you'll get to see the shift of the seasons, summer into fall, winter into spring. it means that where some people leave, others will come in, and they will lift you up in ways you never thought possible. nothing lasts forever, but that makes room for amazing new interesting things. it makes room for growth and for hope. every ending is a beginning.

[paintfroge]

when u get home from the store like

[5u5]

sour snoot

[the-belfry-doll]

[memecucker]

has anyone done an economic study predicting by what year the “how much could one banana cost? $10?” joke from Arrested Development will become dated enough due to inflation that people would need the price translated

[fishmech]

if we apply a naive transformation based on inflation over the past 100 years averaging out to the same overall percentage again, it should happen by about 2222 AD