Steve was sitting in his living room with Chrissy, Dustin, and Eddie. Chrissy and Steve were working on their character sheets for their first ever D&D game. Dustin looked at Steve's sheet.
Dustin: Steve, why does it say that your very male character can get pregnant by either man or woman?
Steve: Because you said I could come up with anything.
Dustin: Okay, but how is that helpful to the game?
Steve: The Dungeon Master won't let anything happen to me if I'm carrying his kid.
Dustin: You can't do that!
Eddie: Carrying my kid or not, I won't break my own rules.
Steve: Wow, fake sleeping with you is getting me nowhere.
Chrissy: *beaming* You could always really sleep with him.
Dustin: Chrissy. . .did you just hit on Steve for your boyfriend?!
Steve: Hey, can characters be married? I think I want my character to marry Chrissy and Eddie.
Eddie: Our characters happily accept. Right, Chrissy?!
Dustin: You know what? Do whatever the hell you want to, Steve.
Steve: Yeah, I was planning on it.
Chrissy: Ooh! Can we adopt Dustin's character as our son?!
Dustin: You can't do that!
Eddie: *slams hand on the table* And so shall it be!
Dustin: *shrieking* Do I not get a say?!
Steve, Chrissy, and Eddie: No.