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CEO of jocals and male whimpering currently writing tøp and pjo fics (dm requests open)

[rainforestjasper]

masterlist <3

about me :)

percy jackson

so high school (series masterlist)

little freak

when did you get hot?

strategy

twenty øne piløts

strangers

isn't one enough?

rewatch

my brother's best friend

something new

baby!josh drabble

baby!tyler drabble

present!tyler drabble

present!josh drabble

[rainforestjasper]

who's gonna tell 10 year old me i'd be 20 reading percy jackson on a beach in greece

[rainforestjasper]

actual conversation between my boyfriend and i at dinner:

"what would you do if you got rich?"

"i'd get a whore that looks exactly like josh dun."

[lunam0n]

Puppy

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i know i said in my bio i'm the ceo of male whimpering but some men at my gym really need to turn it down a notch

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i waited a while before adressing this because i was recovering but now i am ready to open up. what tyler and josh did was NOT okay. they had to play my favorite song from breach and mash it up with the most amazing jocals i've ever heard, and do it at the show i was at. that behavior was honestly careless, given that my heart could have stopped at any minute. fortunately, that didn't happen, but i can assure you i do not see myself going to any more of their shows for the time being to preserve my health (definitely not because i live in italy and don't have any money). if you or someone you know has been subjected to this kind of shock by the band twenty one pilots, please don't be scared to speak up. #twentyonepilotsisoverparty .

[rainforestjasper]

i may or may not have gotten a drag path tattoo

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ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ!ᴊᴏꜱʜ - ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇ

mini drabble about clancy - breach era josh. NO p!links (please don't commenty any) 💛

-> josh was always a shy guy, though you couldn't help but notice since he got so ripped, he not so secretly loves the attention. long time fans always drooled over josh's sexy smirk and his compelling japanese influenced features, but clancy tour put a whole new spotlight over him. every night, at least one tiktok of him, shirtless and sticking his tongue out for the camera, went like actually viral. girls from all over the world thirsting over him. and the best part? that made him cocky as fuck.

-> when you surprised him on tour, showing up to his dressing room, he bent you over the vanity, forcing you to look at yourself.

"you look amazing baby, taking it so well."

you just couldn't help looking at him instead, specifically the way his abs clenched while he pounded in and out of you.

-> josh acts like a literal teenager around you. when you're apart for weeks on end, every stolen glance, every unspoken tension is amplified. tyler actually has to kick you out during soundchecks because josh keeps getting distracted by your presence.

hi pookies, sorry i've only been posting my brainrot thoughts instead of the incredibly high quality and cultural significance literature i usually feed you. this is just something while you (hopefully) wait around for my rab!tyler fic<3

click here for baby!josh

click here for baby!tyler

click here for present!tyler

[rainforestjasper]

this is useful to NO ONE but i am literally an expert at filing the perfect background sitcoms/plot lacking tv shows for different activities. new girl is for cooking and eating while gilmore girls is to be used for baking. the xfiles and pretty little liars are for studying while for activities that require less concentration like cleaning or folding laundry i use how i met your mother because the jokes scratch my brain just right. whenever i feel dead inside i watch sherlock. ecc ecc.

[rainforestjasper]

yeah vouyerism or whatever twenty one pilots is talking about

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why is duolingo mad at me at six in the morning? when the fuck was i supposed to maintain my streak, at 3am? that dumb ass owl

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a drag path but it's my fresh tears mixing with my sister's dried up tears on the paper when i was going through her drawer and found a letter she had written to our dead aunt

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Seeing people on twitter complaining about Tyler probably being uncomfortable seeing THE Joshler drawing at festivals twice now... he will be fine guys, we are talking about the guy that edited these

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the wokeness/freakyness ratio of twitter clikkies vs tumblr clikkies makes me glad i chose this platform at 14

[aurore59]

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no this is definitely completely 100% platonic

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not twenty one pilots saying "i think you'd beat the moon in a pretty contest, and the moon just happened to be the very first thing that i missed" but one time i had a dream i died and the last thing i saw was the moon before my vision went dark and i woke up

[rainforestjasper]

why are we shocked about the ass shake? it's josh dun we're talking about...

[implxdingthemirage]

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he looks like he's getting war flashbacks