The Legendary Gundham Tanaka

Gundham Tanaka | 17| He/Him *Hamster Dance Intensifies* (Crack rp blog for dingusrompus)

[ultimatemlg-blog]

well? IS HE?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

... I can't comment on this...

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

GUESS WHO'S BACK IN BUSINESS HAHAHA

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

With much research, I have figured out that smoking weed does not actually damage your health, but just makes you dumb for a certain amount of time. So yes, smoking weed everyday is acceptable.

[princessofdarknesssonia]

i heard weed and knives

[ultimatemlg-blog]

sonia san we need to talk about your drug addiction

[princessofdarknesssonia]

*stuffs various drugs into purse*

Princesses don’t have drug addictions.

[ultimatemlg-blog]

sonia san……… this isnt like you…..im gonna have to confiscate those

[princessofdarknesssonia]

no, it’s fine…you don’t have to do that…

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

Sonia, you are aware the consumption of drugs will lead to your dumb, do you not?

[princessofdarknesssonia]

Why….why will it lead to my….dumb?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

Drugs such as weed slowly rot your brain until it is nothing. In other words, you become dumb. It leads to dumb. Also it will lead to your doom which is totally not what I was trying to say earlier.

[princessofdarknesssonia]

Oh, you seem to be misinformed!

For centuries, princesses, like myself, have consumed what seems to be an excessive amount of drugs. To you. We are actually immune to dumb and doom! 

It’s scientific. 

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

I did not know this, but because you are the princess, I must believe you...

[princessofdarknesssonia]

i heard weed and knives

[ultimatemlg-blog]

sonia san we need to talk about your drug addiction

[princessofdarknesssonia]

*stuffs various drugs into purse*

Princesses don’t have drug addictions.

[ultimatemlg-blog]

sonia san……… this isnt like you…..im gonna have to confiscate those

[princessofdarknesssonia]

no, it’s fine…you don’t have to do that…

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

Sonia, you are aware the consumption of drugs will lead to your dumb, do you not?

[princessofdarknesssonia]

Why….why will it lead to my….dumb?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

Drugs such as weed slowly rot your brain until it is nothing. In other words, you become dumb. It leads to dumb. Also it will lead to your doom which is totally not what I was trying to say earlier.

[princessofdarknesssonia]

i heard weed and knives

[ultimatemlg-blog]

sonia san we need to talk about your drug addiction

[princessofdarknesssonia]

*stuffs various drugs into purse*

Princesses don’t have drug addictions.

[ultimatemlg-blog]

sonia san……… this isnt like you…..im gonna have to confiscate those

[princessofdarknesssonia]

no, it’s fine…you don’t have to do that…

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

Sonia, you are aware the consumption of drugs will lead to your dumb, do you not?

[awesomeiforgotmyurlagain-deacti]

Red hair, happy vibes, forgetful personality. I presume you are Ryoko Otonashi, am I correct?

Hai! That is me! Hmm… You are…

[She checks her notebook.]

Gundam? The mighty sealed one?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

The name is right, but that crazed version of Gundham is dead. I am Gundham the detective.

[awesomeiforgotmyurlagain-deacti]

Huh? Dead? How did he die?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

How do you think? I killed him.

[awesomeiforgotmyurlagain-deacti]

[Ryoko gasped and backed away.]

H- How could you! How could you kill someone! That is wrong!

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

But it is right for the good of the world. With me in charge of this body, I can use these detective skills to bring hope to this sad, miserable manor.

[awesomeiforgotmyurlagain-deacti]

Red hair, happy vibes, forgetful personality. I presume you are Ryoko Otonashi, am I correct?

Hai! That is me! Hmm… You are…

[She checks her notebook.]

Gundam? The mighty sealed one?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

The name is right, but that crazed version of Gundham is dead. I am Gundham the detective.

[awesomeiforgotmyurlagain-deacti]

Huh? Dead? How did he die?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

How do you think? I killed him.

[awesomeiforgotmyurlagain-deacti]

Red hair, happy vibes, forgetful personality. I presume you are Ryoko Otonashi, am I correct?

Hai! That is me! Hmm… You are…

[She checks her notebook.]

Gundam? The mighty sealed one?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

The name is right, but that crazed version of Gundham is dead. I am Gundham the detective.

[lavendersleuth-blog]

[Kirigiri is rather taken aback by this.  Rationally, she knows that the change in talents would have an affect on people, but she’s surprised it could become this drastic of a change.]

One can investigate without ridding themselves of their emotions.  You just have to focus on the job at hand, and deal with the emotional repercussions later on.  …Truth be told, I shouldn’t be lecturing you about this since I’ve never really managed to do that in a healthy way, but still.

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

You do make point, but I'm the Ultimate Detective. You may still be good like you normally are if you just want to be just a detective, but to be the best of the best you must first eliminate all unnecessary things from your head, and to do that I must first delete the entity known as Gundham Tanaka.

[lavendersleuth-blog]

“World domination needs”, huh?  I’ll keep that in mind.  [Kirigiri strokes Cham-P behind the ears.  Nice.]  And they are quite intelligent, aren’t they?  They lead me straight to you, after all.

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

I believe they are the smartest demons alive!! One day, with them by my side, we shall rule the mortal realm! [The new Ultimate Detective part of his head is yelling at him to use basic logic, but Gundham just pushes it deeper down, although his expressions kept changing from his normal grin to a face of no expression.]

[lavendersleuth-blog]

Then it’s vital that I take good care of them.  Wouldn’t want to throw your plans out the window.  [She’s finding it much easier to play along than she normally would.  She wonders how much of it is due to this new talent, and how much is due to how sad Gundam looks.  She doesn’t think on it for as long as she usually does.]

My talent hasn’t caused you any trouble, has it?

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Oh, it's no problem! It's just taking some of my emotions away, but once I rule this world I shan't need emotions anyways.!! [He puts on a sad smile as his face dulls and his voice goes monotone] That is only a sacrifice for the price of intelligence. People with feelings could never investigate corpses without leaving an emotional scar, so why not just have those taken out? It was about time I deleted the breeder from this brain anyways.

[lavendersleuth-blog]

“World domination needs”, huh?  I’ll keep that in mind.  [Kirigiri strokes Cham-P behind the ears.  Nice.]  And they are quite intelligent, aren’t they?  They lead me straight to you, after all.

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

I believe they are the smartest demons alive!! One day, with them by my side, we shall rule the mortal realm! [The new Ultimate Detective part of his head is yelling at him to use basic logic, but Gundham just pushes it deeper down, although his expressions kept changing from his normal grin to a face of no expression.]

[lavendersleuth-blog]

These are yours, are they not, @raisingcuteanimalsfromhell?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

[His eyes light up] My Four Dark Devas of Destruction!! I never even realized they were gone! I’m so sorry for forgetting about you guys! [He reaches over to pick them up, but they avoid him, making Gundham really sad] Oh right, you’re the ultimate breeder now, so they must only listen to you…

[lavendersleuth-blog]

I suppose so…  I hope it’s at least some consolation that I promise to take very good care of them until our own talents return to us.  [A small smile comes to Kirigiri’s face.]  I’m sure they’ll miss spending time with you…

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

[Gundham looks back and gives Kirigiri a huge grin] Thank you!! They are rather smart, so for however long you possess my talent you can use them for all your world domination needs!

[lavendersleuth-blog]

These are yours, are they not, @raisingcuteanimalsfromhell?

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

[His eyes light up] My Four Dark Devas of Destruction!! I never even realized they were gone! I'm so sorry for forgetting about you guys! [He reaches over to pick them up, but they avoid him, making Gundham really sad] Oh right, you're the ultimate breeder now, so they must only listen to you...

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

That may be one of the possibilities, although there are a few other talents that are fairly similar that have not been considered. For example, the ultimate historian or the ultimate detective. I need more data from myself in order to figure out which talent I currently possess.

[ultimatemlg-blog]

Um… maybe detective? Unless you know facts about history..

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

Detective would be the most probable answer, which would mean that someone here must have my talent as well. Do you perhaps know anyone here who had the talent of ultimate detective? If my assumptions are correct, they must possess the ability of the ultimate breeder right now.

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

It seems my predictions have been correct. [He hits more things into the notebook] And judging from your appearance, I guess you are rather well at mechanics now?

[ultimatemlg-blog]

Yup… I guess that’s the case. You’re… [tilts head] um.. the ultimate.. analyst? 

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

That may be one of the possibilities, although there are a few other talents that are fairly similar that have not been considered. For example, the ultimate historian or the ultimate detective. I need more data from myself in order to figure out which talent I currently possess.

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

[He ignores the comment and scans Nanami’s appeal, then taking out a small notebook and started to take notes] From my point of view, it seems like you are dressed as Souda. This could indeed be more important evidence to support my theory. Have you perhaps been failing your video games lately?

[ultimatemlg-blog]

Yup.. [She puffs her cheeks, pouty] I can’t even make it to stage ten… that’s really lame. 

[raisingcuteanimalsfromhell-blog]

It seems my predictions have been correct. [He hits more things into the notebook] And judging from your appearance, I guess you are rather well at mechanics now?